Scousebird blogs #15 Scouse Bird: The Joe Exotic of Merseyside

[12055584]

Just had a nose and agree, he’s proper proper punching. Is he paying her?

That pic on the grid with her, Sat there with his chest out like an absolute Neanderthal couple of desperadoes

 

[Tomi2015]

One thing that's just baffled me, on her photos her stomach supposedly looks flat and toned etc but she looks like she has a little preggo belly here bless her or is that not what it is also can't say much cos I too have acquired a little lockdown belly although I haven't been going to Jodeeeeee for four months either

Her photos are filtered to fuck

 

[Tomi2015]

Put me in the mood to watch Coneheads! Tar Jeff

Jeff for the love of god, get a wig

 

[Tomi2015]

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Who is actually taking these photos? Cora? #werescora?

Who’s the one who was fewwwmin because she said people stole her designs
I hope Fendi send her a cease and desist over this. Fucking moose

 

[Asevithankstome]

So everyone can see who it is talking into the phone. Now that everywhere is opening up and areas are busy she wants maximum exposure

 

[Dabbyhand]

FFS fuckin bury me am DEADDDD

Just had to have a nose, where the fuck was her eyebrows?? Was she modelling herself on gollum at the time?

So, without any context or saying anything I just showed that photo to my fella, and immediately he laughed and said...she looks like Matt Lucas.

Then I showed him the below and he near pissed himself. It doesn't seem real. I can't deal. She looks so very spesh.

 

[Tomi2015]

Talking shite again I see ‘fart on him and get off’ no wonder she hasn’t got a fella
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She’s fucking rotten. Vile bitch

 

[MariellaMac86]

And she gets in some mad positions for pictures too

 

[Tomi2015]

The Blossoms gig has just been on The One Show interviewing people little Miss Million pound turn overs must of ended up on the cutting room floor.

Well it is on before the watershed

 

[Esteelouder]

I actually feel embarrassed for her especially with those scouse bird earrings
Why is she dressed like Pat Butcher

And built like her.

 

[Sk8rBoi]

Put me in the mood to watch Coneheads! Tar Jeff

Brilliant I used to be scared of the cover of that whenever I’d see it in the video shop

 

[Tomi2015]

The most a house has sold for in her street is 170k last year. Makes out likes she’s in a Crosby manor.
Was in M&S today about 11am and could see her shop wasn’t even open. What kind of shop doesn’t open until practically midday in town?

She was probably pissed or coked up

 

[Babygirlie21]

Yeah I saw that one, his face on the pic reminded me of this guy...

He is deffo doin it to show her off cos he knows he punchin. So blatant

Just had a nose and agree, he’s proper proper punching. Is he paying her?

Possibly

What's he done to his beard aswell?? Proper gone metro on the beard and thinks he's George Michael

 

[Brooke Davis]

Genuinely find this fascinating learning about the ins and outs behind social media...like seeing the man behind the curtain in Oz!! Thank ya Shirl

I know right!!

 

[MariellaMac86]

My mates have said she has done a selfie sitting on a portaloo. Can someone confirm or deny?

 

[MrsPurchase]

She must be absolutely skint having to resort to shilling webcam sites and dodgy Instagram clothing ‘businesses’. She’s very quiet today too, that hangover must have been a biggy.

 

[Scousebird0924]

So many things... high standards ..jake and bad man ting( was that is name ) can’t remember ... not drink unless and going out... fuck the coffee expresso martini! She’s well need dumped and is in that mood when she hasn’t seen her kid all week poor Cora listening to her sad shite!

Seriously!!! Wtf

 

[StormSolitaire]

Oh dear, look at the post for the ‘massive competition’ for the thing in Knowsley with 53 likes.

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Somebody lied to Jeff several times and told her she was fly, hot and sexy and beautiful and she is nothing like that. She is nothing of the sort.

fuck offff @davidsdead

 

[Tomi2015]

She needs to get that fucking worzel gummige head sorted