Brooke Davis
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Rude!!!! She’s more unlikable every dayYeh, I remember her calling women match slags. I’ve had a season ticket for 12 years if that makes me a match slag then so be it
Rude!!!! She’s more unlikable every dayYeh, I remember her calling women match slags. I’ve had a season ticket for 12 years if that makes me a match slag then so be it
Ahhh fuck off Jeff...
Purposely angling the camera to show your tit hanging out.... your eyes were constantly looking down at it whilst recording yourselfAnd just incase any potential arse scranees missed it you point it out as if it was accidental....
I just can’t anymore.... the desperation is pathetic! Get to bed you soft slag and stop begging for dick
There you go Jeffrey! There’s so screenshots of you NOT NOTICING your tit was hanging out AT ALL.... even though your fucking eyes are staring at it.... thirsty slag
I’ve just watched this, so yeah she was so mortified about it that when she mentioned that she noticed it she pulled her top down to demonstrate again, embarrassing.Ahhh fuck off Jeff...
Purposely angling the camera to show your tit hanging out.... your eyes were constantly looking down at it whilst recording yourselfAnd just incase any potential arse scranees missed it you point it out as if it was accidental....
I’ve just watched this, so yeah she was so mortified about it that when she mentioned that she noticed it she pulled her top down to demonstrate again, embarrassing.
I just can’t anymore.... the desperation is pathetic! Get to bed you soft slag and stop begging for dick
There you go Jeffrey! There’s so screenshots of you NOT NOTICING your tit was hanging out AT ALL.... even though your fucking eyes are staring at it.... thirsty slag
I agree Shirl!! This is as difficult to comprehend as the Correll dog cage, spunk saga hahaSomething feels very off about all this.....
Jeffers will have learnt a lot from this and will be reviewing her approach to block purchasesTo be fair, Martin is ripped as hell but about 5ft 4. His wife is fucking terrifying.
So, you can buy them online two ways: you can buy a big bundle (the cheaper option), or you can pay for a service that drip feeds new followers to your account, which 9/10 times falls under the algorithm radar. The accounts are either one person operating with a software that can support thousands of fake accounts at once, or they're actual accounts owned by users, mainly Arabic and Eastern European, who get paid something like 2p per follow.
Instagram can't tell who's fake per se, but it monitors how many people interact with your account. Using mine for example, I have about 9k followers. I average 800-2000 likes per post, with anything from 50-150 comments. So, even though I haven't loads of followers, my content gets pushed heavily by insta because my engagement rate is high. If you've bought say, 100k followers, but you're only getting 100 likes per post with 5 or 6 comments, the algorithm knows what you're doing and shadow bans you. This means your content doesn't show on the discovery page, nor does it show in hashtag searches.
Even if you're not shadow banned, the other issue is that insta only shows your content to people who list your sort of page as an interest, or regularly click on posts similar to yours. So, let's say Jeff buys the real followers who are clicking for pennies, it's unlikely they list cunt mugs as an interest or regularly click on pics of hairy fanny pens. So insta shows her content to people with no interest in what she does, hence the drop in engagement.
There is a software that can detect the likelihood of false followers: my agent uses it on all of us, as do many big brands. If you've got a lot of fake followers, they might take a punt and throw you £50 and free product for the post, but ya girl Shirl doesn't post for anything less than £750 a pop. Buying followers is false economy and only works for major influencers like Kim K, who may have several million fake followers, but the hundreds of thousands of real ones drive enough traffic to insta for Zuckerberg to turn a blind eye.
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They slag off b*lds so the Gammon kind of bald. A Jake Wood kinda bald would be allowed through unscathedAnyone know why the likes of scouse ma/ Irene/ caffy Hank seem to be unhealthy obsessed with slagging off bald men? Like I don’t get it? Is it supposed to be... funny???
Especially when wake and Cate and that little Italian place on corner selling better cakes/coffee. I'd pick M&S cafe over that UnIqUe PiNk LaTtE. I can imagine all the 'prins' wanting a selfie next to that flower mural and Tree full of shiteShe’s getting the joiners in to build her coffee shop quicker because she’s realised that no one wants to shop in her overpriced house of tat after a year of being cooped in the house. Question, why on earth would you go to scousebird for coffee and gin when you could go to a bar or coffee house that specialises in their craft? Her shop looks like it’s marketed towards 11 year old girls but everything in the shop says cunt on itserious question, who is her demographic? Make it make sense Jeff.
Ooops just seen this sorry wasn't plagiarising Gov!So many gorgeous cafes around Piss Alley too- Wake and Cate does fit Greek desserts, Bramleys is a lovely old school caff with nice puds, Paolo’s is proper Italian no messing with their barista knowledge, the oldies round there go the Shakespeare and Carnarvon. All those pink girly flower wall type caffs seem to have peaked in 2019 anyway and now is about minimalist aesthetic with greenery and wicker.
Ooops just seen this sorry wasn't plagiarising Gov!So many gorgeous cafes around Piss Alley too- Wake and Cate does fit Greek desserts, Bramleys is a lovely old school caff with nice puds, Paolo’s is proper Italian no messing with their barista knowledge, the oldies round there go the Shakespeare and Carnarvon. All those pink girly flower wall type caffs seem to have peaked in 2019 anyway and now is about minimalist aesthetic with greenery and wicker.
She knocks me sickTalking shite again I see‘fart on him and get off’ no wonder she hasn’t got a fella
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It’s embarrassing innit. Also Ox is one of my fave insults everA mother who’s 30+? acting like a teenager giggling at rude pictures and words
Grow up you ox
Holy shitIt’s that amazing that she ran out a while ago and didn’t use it again for ages. You don’t run out of things you love/need
I’d best stay silent as well in case I get the jefflets coming for me!That’s cos you’re a man and she knows you’re not going to any football matches soon...Super League or otherwise![]()
Yeh but it’s almost too random to be fabricatedSomething feels very off about all this.....
That’s because by the time Cora gets to visit her again the food will have gone offLiterally just came here to post this! Not a single thing in there for Cora!
She put a post about ex on the beach earlier that I’m sure I’ve seen her post before. Either that or she’s copied it off someone else.Jeff defo defo reads this, not like it was up for debate, but the social media trolling post earlier, then the twelve videos of clarification on her body type. I did laugh when she said she'll look good in whatever she wears, maybe body wise but not fashion wise dear god
May be an uncommon thought and maybe the hair world isn't as arsed about the ombre style anymore, but I actually think her hair looks way better here than it does now.
Also, that flake post she's just put on she's recycled from 2015 as I have a screenshot of it from back then (when the account was a bit funnier!) Get some new content please Jeffles.
Isn’t Tommy Corbyn into all that CBD stuff? Probably angling for a sponsorTrying to flog thesnakeCBD oil again. 6 likes her post got, the absolute melt
Doing overtime at the dusty mill to get Kendos DAB jacket made complete with gold starsWho’s kendo![]()
whoever wrote that needs to have a word with themselvesWhat she really means is she can’t be arsed with the shop now so she wants a skivvy to run it
All her profiles have gone, thank fuck for that. What’s she done?!What’s gone on with caffy hank? She’s done something major her..
Basically running the fuckin gaffWhat she really means is she can’t be arsed with the shop now so she wants a skivvy to run it