Scousebird blogs #15 Scouse Bird: The Joe Exotic of Merseyside

[Brooke Davis]

Exactly, I think Crocs are hideous for example but I’d never claim to be a fashionista or an expert on style and take a pic of someone on public transport wearing them just for a cheap laugh. Plus Crocs may be comfy for some people! I’m indifferent to kitten heels too- don’t wear them myself but my mum will wear them as she can’t wear proper heels after her hip replacement and she won’t wear flats for an evening do as they’re not dressy enough for her. What is ‘bad fashion’ for one may be practical for another.

Crocs are the actual worst fashion trend but I know people who work in kitchens and hospitals who say they literally are the comfiest shoe to wear for long shifts

 

[Cady1954]

Crocs are the actual worst fashion trend but I know people who work in kitchens and hospitals who say they literally are the comfiest shoe to wear for long shifts

I love my high heeled ones........

 

[MariellaMac86]

The issue is she's so full of self importance, she wants to be the utmost authority. Instead of saying "a skyscraper heel is the fashionistas choice at Aintree" or something to that effect, she went the other way and slagged off kitten heels. Never positive, any opportunity to have a dig or make people feel small. It's biting her on the arse now and your girl Shirl is here for it.

omg THIS
She’s a bring others down to build herself up kind of person. This has literally just encapsulated everything I dislike about her.

 

[MrsPurchase]

But why does she need to advertise if she’s got massive queues already

Argh, my eyes! I wish she would employ a qualified graphic designer who could help her with her branding ffs. It’s all so amateurish.

 

[gigi_93]

Argh, my eyes! I wish she would employ a qualified graphic designer who could help her with her branding ffs. It’s all so amateurish.

Considering she has friends who are supposed to know about branding and marketing, hers is some of the worst I’ve ever seen

 

[StormSolitaire]

Lol the billboard says ‘local brands’- would that be the Spanish cleaning products, face masks from South Korea, Bomb Cosmetics from Bournemouth, Hairy Fanny pens from Wales I think the wholesaler is

 

[Tomi2015]

bleeping scran though. She’s an embarrassment

 

[Asevithankstome]

But why does she need to advertise if she’s got massive queues already

Scran? Who is she appealing to with that??

 

[Helpmeout]

9 comments within 5 hours congratulating her on the billboard 2 of which are from her mates. Out of over a hundred thousand people. What’s that tell ya about who’s interested in a scouse bird shop.

 

[davidsdead]

Argh, my eyes! I wish she would employ a qualified graphic designer who could help her with her branding ffs. It’s all so amateurish.

Isn’t it!! Looks like it was made with clip art by a year 11

 

[Sk8rBoi]

bleeping scran though. She’s an embarrassment

That’s the bit that got me bleeping scran.

 

[cbdgummybear]

I’ve decided to see how many Jefflets can take the bait on her latest fb post about football. I hope she replies personally! I’m in the mood now!

 

[StormSolitaire]

If you say scran, I say SPHINCTER. Never used the word anyway as scran belongs in cringe corner with prin and lid, but now I just ASSociate the word with rectums now

 

[MariellaMac86]

She DOES get commission babes.... she just doesn’t like to publicise the fact coz she’s a sly fucker.
Urgh pisses me off so much if you’re gonna say this is a “job” at least do it bleeping properly

 

[B4M81]

bleeping scran though. She’s an embarrassment

You read my mind, I was about to post that exact sentence x

 

[Tomi2015]

She DOES get commission babes.... she just doesn’t like to publicise the fact coz she’s a sly fucker.
Urgh pisses me off so much if you’re gonna say this is a “job” at least do it bleeping properly

Shouldn’t be giving face tune commission the amount of time she uses it

 

[Lucyloos]

Soooooo. Having a looky at Aintree Gin fb. Absolutely NO photos of the gobshite

 

[Babygirlie21]

BIG NEWS DABS!!!!!!

MR B had to take a detour down piss alley while he was in town at 11 this mornin, he informed me that he looked into the shop of shite and she had *gasp* 2 CUSTOMERS IN THE SHOP!! I MEAN whaaaaaattt?? Know she said she had a queue most days but I didn't actually BELIEVE her! 2 people ey, proper rushed off ya feet levels that is, she prob needed a good sit down to recover once they were gone

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Swipe up for that Pat butcher coat

Just duck off will yer

 

[Lucyloos]

Soz. Found one on some random stuff page out of 181 photos.

Cropped the fella out though