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Like that woman on CDWM that put sausages in everythin, even in the fuckin trifle, that'd be Ma Cureton with her anaemic sausagesJake's Ma would defo be a contestant too with her biohazardous culinary delights
Why does this all sound like it would make a really bleeping weird but hilarious sitcom? Jeffs character played by Charity Shop Sue with rose gold extensions in, the swinging pilot and his wife in a cage, Ma Cureton, Mazi Bonita and the crystal ball, NMH and the everlasting legs. Anyone else?
Did anyone get onto the stories today about how good it is to be in town and have somewhere nice to go for lunch that isn’t greggs This is the same person that’s preached about “Cerrrr-rosbeee village” and all the independents round there since she moved to the area 
As for that pink hair, all I can see is Lisa from
Steps.
As for that pink hair, all I can see is Lisa from
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Hobbit that mopes around like a really tit eeyore talkin politics smack every fuckin episode like Alf GarnettWhy does this all sound like it would make a really bleeping weird but hilarious sitcom? Jeffs character played by Charity Shop Sue with rose gold extensions in, the swinging pilot and his wife in a cage, Ma Cureton, Mazi Bonita and the crystal ball, NMH and the everlasting legs. Anyone else?
Jesus Christ I wasn’t getting notifications and just had to catch up 3 pages........it’s escalated quickly I see!!!? BEST DAY EVER!!!!! 
Can you imagine it: Jeff making some pink hot choc with REAL chocolate flakes in, waiting for her friend to come round. The camera pans over her shoulder to show a giant pair of legs walk past the kitchen window...Why does this all sound like it would make a really bleeping weird but hilarious sitcom? Jeffs character played by Charity Shop Sue with rose gold extensions in, the swinging pilot and his wife in a cage, Ma Cureton, Mazi Bonita and the crystal ball, NMH and the everlasting legs. Anyone else?
Meanwhile Mazis getting the tarot cards set up at the table, the smell of Ma Curetons Big Mac Pasta™ is wafting through the kitchen.
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I just laughed so hard at this
"Come on in NMH, watch ya don't twit ya head on me high Toy Story ceiiiiiiling on ya way in"
"Just makin me tea, garlic frylight SURPRISE SURPRIIIIIIISE......the surprise is it has zero nutritional value and looks like somethin me ex-cat sicked up, ya want some hun?"
But look at me spice rack in me kitchen that looks like big bird swallowed a grenadeI just laughed so hard at this
"Come on in NMH, watch ya don't twit ya head on me high Toy Story ceiiiiiiling on ya way in"
Just makin me tea, garlic frylight SURPRISE SURPRIIIIIIISE......the surprise is it has zero nutritional value and looks like somethin me ex-cat sicked up"
Woof woof
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Let's take a moment to appreciate that this nobody PAID a PR agency to get her some low rate press coverage. Money well spent, hey.Woof woof
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She was 36 in that pic?? AND she looked like that WITH freezy face juice on the regular??Woof woof
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I would have asked for me money back!
duck knows what they were fillin her face with but it clearly wasn't the good tit.
Did anyone else just go to a really scary place in their mindProbably what mr Cornell was splaffing in the bowl(sorry)
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