Scousebird Blogs #12 The shop is an offy but no one even buys her coffee

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Spot on except that from what I can remember Charlotte Pickles was a “successful” business woman??! Can’t remember an episode when she robbed other people’s memes or business ideas or partook in slave labour disguised as an “apprenticeship”
 
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She was constantly on her flip phone though and didn’t have any time for Angelica!
 
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Yessss!!!!!!!! That’s very true
Charlotte Pickles embodied my idea of sophistication in her power suit and I would be sat there like yes that is what I am going to be like when I grow up (minus the shit parenting part)

Tommy always got on my nerves! Same as woody in toy story....know it all shouty little pricks
Yes!!! He was my least favourite! Phil and Lil’s mum was my favourite character for some reason
 
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Omg I loved Phil and lil’s ma! She took no shit aww my little girl used to look like lil when I put little bows in her hair

I’m made up someone’s called her out on Twitter I hope more and more people do, she gets away with fucking murder
 
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She was boss wasn’t she
 
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Fumin youze are comparing me ma to Steph

In all seriousness though, she needs to bin that blue top she’s got on. Her dress sense is atrocious.
 
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“Accent check” I saw that the other day when she tweeted it, really annoying, so many people put on a Scouse accent to try and make it clear that they are from Liverpool but it just sounds embarrassing. I assume sister sister is just speaking in her normal voice and a lot of people from Liverpool don’t sound like what everyone thinks is “Scouse”. Not even sure if I’ve made sense but I know what I mean x
 
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You’re always very conscious of what you sound like when it’s being heard by people you don’t know and can only imagine that’s amplified x100 if you’re broadcasting a story to thousands of people. I would literally rather die than record myself speaking so I wouldn’t know. But you definitely change your accent to sound how you think people want it to. She is ‘Scouse’ Bird so it’s her idea of what people want to hear, when I’m working normally I go all over the place and I sometimes consciously but also unconsciously sometimes change how I sound depending on what part of the country I’m in or who I’m speaking to.

Only today I was telling Mr SW a story and all he had to say afterwards was ‘god, the longer you’re off work the rougher you start to sound’ I was like thanks mate! And this is coming from a man who would make Liam Gallagher come across as William Shakespeare
 
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Yeah I know what you mean, I don’t sound very Scouse compared to most of my family, even my brother who I grew up in the same house with, but I probably sound even less Scouse when on the phone at work, I don’t put it on on purpose but I think it’s an automatic thing you just speak more clearly etc. when talking to customers. Just think Jeffs got a cheek questioning someone’s accent when hers is so fuckin fake x
 
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Definitely, sorry I wasn’t getting at you I just meant how fake and put on Jeff’s accent is! My works office is down south and when I am actually with them they constantly take the piss out of how I speak it does my head in the funny thing is when they try and do an impression it comes out Geordie and I’m like err that’s not how I sound and they just go ‘oh it’s up north though you all sound the same’ which couldn’t be any further from the truth!
 
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Aww no I didn’t think you were getting at me at all, wasn’t sure if my post came across how it sounded in my head tho x
 
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Aww no I didn’t think you were getting at me at all, wasn’t sure if my post came across how it sounded in my head tho x
The eternal issue of written words as opposed to spoken that’s good I was like ohhh no please don’t think I was starting on you x
 
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Filters on kids is so weird and unnecessary.
The fire one is so bizarre-on the level with the piñata
 
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Filters on kids is so weird and unnecessary.
The fire one is so bizarre-on the level with the piñata
I find it really weird when people have framed filtered photos of their kids around their homes, so weird! Bring back 1990s developed Kodak snaps
 
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