Barry White
it was in her insta stories lovely so no screenshots but you can imagine it I’m sure, someone’s done a tit in the doorway *cackle
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it was in her insta stories lovely so no screenshots but you can imagine it I’m sure, someone’s done a tit in the doorway *cackle
and a human tit as well! haha
Wouldn’t happen on your watch Bon!
I reckon it was
Be amazing if it was Corbyns, fucked off with her using his name everywhere still
He looks the sort who’d tit in doorways instead of handing out business cards to be fair
I thought exactly the same ....maybe he’s been transferred from Bolton for the week
Paying 50 pence would be robbedWhen you say in her doorway.
The “sell out”diaries are now 50% off. She will still be trying to sell them in November for 50p. Exactly what they are worth
Oh girls, it's been quite the week for Shirl. Against my strong advice, my good friend Anton Du Beke bought some of those knock off Spanish Cleaning Products from Scouse Turd. I was practicing my cha cha cha on his newly mopped kitchen floor when I went flying, legs akimbo, narrowly missing knocking his freshly made fondue off the counter. It was awful, sequins everywhere, Anton was beside himself.
Anyhow, being the honourable chap he is, he went straight to the Scouse Turd shop and tit in her doorway in retaliation. Alls well that ends well.
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Anyhow, being the honourable chap he is, he went straight to the Scouse Turd shop and tit in her doorway in retaliation. Alls well that ends well.
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oh Shirl you will forever be a national and in fact international treasure!!! Anton needs to wind his neck in to be fair...he should know better than to line the pockets of the actual scouse turd!
Jeff right now......DESGUSTIN’
I did warn him that if he bought me one of her diaries I would have to beat him to death with it. Very upsetting.
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As soon as I seen someone had tit in her doorway I had to come see what gold you lot could come up with
It was one of yas wasnt it!
my mind automatically went to this cos I was watchin it last night, deffo a bum that didn't have any change to get into the bogs 
"You don't have to be Michelle....no 5 dollar tit, I get 2 dollars change!"
fuckin love that movie!Ahh they're all good thanksHope they continue to be fine
wouldn't think there was anythin wrong with the little bugger today, been zipping around all over the house causing havoc 
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Aah I’m cackling at the fact someone took a tit in her doorway. They maybe needed some of her magic pepto bismol hot chocolate to settle their stomach but her essential shop was closed.
I'm not normally one to comment on people's looks. But in the pink hazmat she looks so much more fresh faced. Her tattooed eyebrows and lips, lip fillers and botox have made her look so harsh. She has completely ruined her mouth. It looks diseased half the time. I was trying to figure out why and realised it was the tattooed lips. Doesn't help with all the lip smacking and gurning she does. When she doesn't have a filter on she looks like a completely different person. Might be unpopular opinion but I thought she was quite a pleasant looking girl when she first exposed herself (always dressed like a wool though) 
She also needs to swerved the blonde. Just makes her face look dirty. She suited her dark hair so much more!
She also needs to swerved the blonde. Just makes her face look dirty. She suited her dark hair so much more!
HOWLINGSpoke too soon
Omg someone had a tit in her door way
I think she looks better as a brunetteI'm not normally one to comment on people's looks. But in the pink hazmat she looks so much more fresh faced. Her tattooed eyebrows and lips, lip fillers and botox have made her look so harsh. She has completely ruined her mouth. It looks diseased half the time. I was trying to figure out why and realised it was the tattooed lips. Doesn't help with all the lip smacking and gurning she does. When she doesn't have a filter on she looks like a completely different person. Might be unpopular opinion but I thought she was quite a pleasant looking girl when she first exposed herself (always dressed like a wool though)
She also needs to swerved the blonde. Just makes her face look dirty. She suited her dark hair so much more!
Shame she didn't offer the pages of the diaries to wipe the shitters arseWhen you say in her doorway.
The “sell out”diaries are now 50% off. She will still be trying to sell them in November for 50p. Exactly what they are worth
She definitely suits being a brunette more, blonde washes her out.
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