Scousebird blogs #11 Rent a daughter, rent a mate, Jeff has every narcissistic trait!

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TheGhostofShirleyBallas

Asevithankstome said:
Wearing a dress that should’ve stayed on the floor in the reject area in Kumar Bros circa 1989. Check out the sneer on the naturally plump lips (the ones she got inflated to straighten out her uneven ones)
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The sneer, the lycra, good god...

This is the woman telling people how to dress at the races
 

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Tomi2015

Happy new year to everyone except Jeff
Who is probably munching on chocolate starfish right now

Asevithankstome said:
Wearing a dress that should’ve stayed on the floor in the reject area in Kumar Bros circa 1989. Check out the sneer on the naturally plump lips (the ones she got inflated to straighten out her uneven ones)
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Fucking Kumar I’m dead didn’t they get done for having cameras in the changing rooms or something
 
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SpiceWeasel

How did I forget about this masterpiece

also, I’ve managed to find Bratwurst Houdini. Thar she blows


Call me sad for being on here uploading pics of Jeff at this time on NYE but this time last year I was fast asleep from being hungover to fuck so I’m taking this as an improvement
 
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Sk8rBoi

Hope you all have a lovely evening whatever you’re upto and thank you for the constant amusement you’ve all provided me the past few weeks since I started posting. Ive had a stressful time for various reasons the past few weeks beyond moving house and there’s not been a day I haven’t popped in and smiled at something so thank you all again, see y’all DABS in the new year
 
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SpiceWeasel

Anyway cheers to the DABs Here’s me drinking my £4.45 Prosecco in my homemade pyjamas what is life
 
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Babygirlie21

Well I'm now ridiculously full with cheese and bubbly, now to fall asleep in a food induced coma way before 12 HNY my lil DAB family, here's hoping 2021 is less of a covid shitshow!
Actual gif of me eating me own hand and no it deffo wasn't pretty
 

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