Recap -
Still barely any sign of her daughter except for the one time they watched TV together while she was sat drinking gin out of a plastic cup and straw, concealing that it was actually alcohol.
Her daughter made another cameo in the sweaty caravan she rode Jake in and that she pimps out on AirBnB. Again pouring herself a gin at the first opportunity.
Steph went for bottomless brunch with Nicky man head which turned into a full on bender.
Steph has been grafting pink hot chocolate in Crosby Village but claims she has sold the LOT and there is none left in the country.
Sheâs had a shower fitted to her new shop and claims itâs for the new skivvies.
Speaking of skivvies - the green haired skivvy has made a cameo in an Instagram story and the DABs fear she is back.
There was a brief conspiracy over whether Fat Rowe has unfollowed her but it seems that theyâre still virtually scranning each otherâs arse.
The anticipated Scouse Bird diaries were delayed for an awful long time and the van delivering them broke down, much to Jeffâs humour.
Steph has shocked the internet by informing us that she once worked 8am - 5pm in one day.
As well as
duck The Tories merch, she is now stocking â
duck The Sunâ merch and not one penny is going to a Hillsborough charity.
Steph & Paul seem to be following each other again on socials and we hope itâs only to be amicable parents and not to relight their fire.
Steph was plugging an advent offer every day in December but hasnât posted one in six days. According to MY advent calendar weâre still in December.
World War Hun has broke out as it appears Steph has thrown Eddie Fortune under the bus. Eddie Fortune is a local seller and Stephâs candles are being produced overseas and is charging a hell of a lot more.
Since WWH has broke out, Steph has addressed the nation by claiming she invented soy candles and is posting Michelle Obama quotes.
Eddie has now deleted the posts and gone silent but Tattle KeEpS rEcEiPtS soz Jeff
We eagerly await to see if Eddie will be a DAB or use Steph in his stand up.
Crimes against fashion on a daily basis yet represents Liverpool.
A feminist society wrote an open letter to her in 2014 calling her out.
Steph likes to portray the positive vibes only and #BeKind approach when:
She takes pride in the fact that her tweet about Claudia Winkleman making it to the Head & Shoulders advert.
Took the piss out of Caroline Flack when she was alive posting a selfie captioning it âCaroline Flack without the DVâ when Caroline tragically died she was all for getting the trolls when she was one herself and promoted Claireâs Law when she got played by Badman Ting.
Creating Circle of Show up publicly shaming people who were going to Aintree and werenât in Mark Melia dresses.
Shared a photo of Lauren Goodger and called it âcircle of shame celebrity editionâ
For new members
Steff/Stefanny/Jeff - Steph
#WheresCora - Self explanatory, where is she?
DAB - Scouse Twitter refer to us as Dusty Ass
witches
Paul - Stephâs Ex husband
Jake - Stephâs rebound who she did the podcast with.
Jakes Ma - Stephâs apparent social bubble despite only being with Jake 5 minutes in 2019 and all the other brothers seem to ponce off her.
Badman Ting - Twitter casa nova who had her and the majority of Twitter off and claimed to be a doctor. Steph doxxed him and told the world he works for Specsavers.
Fat Rowe - Adam Rowe âcomedianâ
Eddie Fortune - An actual comedian who has now started to sell candles which look lovely but Jeff plagiarised the lot.
Green Haired Skivvy - Obnoxious former skivvy at the Scouse Bird Aladdins Cave of tat.