Jade canny go go the hospital wae craig because she’s got a rash that’s stinking & leaking 
Scottish TikTok Spa #6 Charity begins at home & ends there as well with these bams involved
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I cannot believe my earsJade canny go go the hospital wae craig because she’s got a rash that’s stinking & leaking
those paramedics must be like wit the duck???? She’s no sitting in the waiting room when her rash is bleeping smellingI cannot believe my ears
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Whipping her rash out for the paramedics
Big clatty bastardShe’s no sitting in the waiting room when her rash is bleeping smelling
I don’t even want to think where her manky sweat rash is The paramedics told her to bolt when she whipped it ootBig clatty bastard
They deserve double time for that shift the nightThe paramedics told her to bolt when she whipped it oot
I want my old life back, it’s never gonna be the same again after hearing that!Jade canny go go the hospital wae craig because she’s got a rash that’s stinking & leaking
Same hen , sameI want my old life back, it’s never gonna be the same again after hearing that!
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That’s her away to cash the gifts in n order a munchy box. What a night
And she won't need to share it. xSame hen , same
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That’s her away to cash the gifts in n order a munchy box. What a night
She’ll be buzzin oot her big fat chopsAnd she won't need to share it. x
Craig should get hospitalised more often, she's in her element 🫣
Nevermind, she's bubbling noo!
Nevermind, she's bubbling noo!
Didny last long she’s singing songs for her deid granny noo
I take it she’s missed the kebab shop
I fell asleep listening to that lastnight and im howling thinking about it now craigs only concern being how he was getting home fae the hospital and jade couldn't go anywhere coz her leaking stinking rash - I love how she was talking about this rash like it was someone else's telling the polis to "duck up or al take yir taser/mind and tell yir wife aboot me" then sitting howling at the tv while the paramedics are trying to keep craigs eyes open and cracking up at having to get his stuff together for him
such an inconvenience he's a selfish big bastard
telling the polis to "duck up or al take yir taser/mind and tell yir wife aboot me" then sitting howling at the tv while the paramedics are trying to keep craigs eyes open and cracking up at having to get his stuff together for him such an inconvenience he's a selfish big bastard
This was comedy gold like the old days of tik tok
she gives me the heave
Fleabo’s took brave pills she’s on looking for a scrap . Give it half an hour she’ll be greeting
Poor auld Shug will need to get his crash helmet on.
It’s an absolute sin for Shug the poor auld man’s had enough. She’s supposed to be his carer & she’s dishing his address out asking folk to come up for a scrap
What a boot she is. Shug should phone the polis on her anyway get her lifted and get himself some peace
Poor old soul. Dont blame him for being pissed off with her carry on. He should pap her oot n get some proper carers in who actually will care for him .
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