Sasha Fontain #29 The Erection Destroyer starring in Hi Hoe, Hi Hoe, It's Back To The Flat We Go!

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rocksolidcrew

So what’s the excuse she’s gonna pop up with…
A) We’ve been so busy making wax melts and candles.
B). I’ve been in hospital since Friday, I’m not well, all my real friends/WhatsApp gewls group know
C). She’s met a new man, he’s perfect , they’re taking it slow.

Or D…..
 
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MissSaffy

D. The whole of Collier Row has been blown to smithereens because old tuna clunge doesn’t have the proper equipment to make wax melts and cock candles.

OR

E. She’s on her 15th thermal printer but, unbeknownst to her, she’s reading the facking Albanian instructions because they look Scottish


 
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Lee's_side_kick

Ffs I'm pissing myself
 
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slosher7777

F. She’s used a cock candle on herself and it exploded and she’s in hospital

Or she’s busy making vagina candles to match the cock candles and using herself as a mould pmsfl
 
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sheebz2212

Ha ha. I’ve had exactly those thoughts - in that order
 
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julie1965

 
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Herself71

I'd say all 3 , she needs new lies
 
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slosher7777

She’s been held hostage by the Scottish Albanian killer

Anyway while scumbag Gonzo is quiet she can’t abuse anyone the quieter she is the better
 
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poola

slosher7777 said:
Or she’s busy making vagina candles to match the cock candles and using herself as a mould pmsfl
Click to expand...
Will a 2kg bag of wax will be enough for that?

#bucket #wizardssleeve #clownspocket
 
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rocksolidcrew

She’s been out shopping…
 

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MissSaffy

This made me howl. So not only was the draw imaginary but even if it had took place you only won the box off the first item. Argan gold ‘ello vera case
 

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spongebobsquarepants

“ look how amazing it is “

music playing >>>>
She is still a cunt! - invited to a fancy dress party .. pulled her John wayne saddle bags over her head … and went as a sugar puff … not just a Cunt a magoosive one! <<<<< music finishes

 
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julie1965

Let’s all calm down I’ve realised why the draw has not taken place ……..it’s because it’s not even 4 pm yet ….it’s always 3-15 in sloshers world.

next time she’s on pound land loading up on wax melts she Could do with a couple of AA”s
 

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rocksolidcrew

I’m just thinking she could pick up a cork board too, rather than have a4 paper stuck to tacky wallpaper…and 1940s serving hatch

Debs22 said:
Yep, strange that isn’t it I thought exactly the same lol
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It’s a special one that expands so you only use a little bit
 
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