TDLR:
Well, here we are again, still on the merry go round of whatever itβs called.
Crazy week in the world of Retired Babestation has seen
the return from the 10 days/5nights/7weeks birthday pressie in Gran Can which turned out to be 7 nights in Majorca with a bloke who she had been seeing for 3 months/2nights/8years but still single for 14 years.!
Now only hearing that he didnβt speak to her for the last 3 days as he thought she was in a Relationship with him, and not Tiktok
Does he not know who she was
And just like that, Bye Heath.. it was fun while it lasted.
End of the holiday marked a sad end of an era for for the much loved Red polka dot bikini that has been on more green screens than it cares to remember over the last 10 years. It was cast into the stinky bin at the tin hut, never to be seen again⦠until that is, there was a vote(still unsure who called the vote) it was Visibly retrieved from the stinky bin, it was once again been thrown around in the vacinity of the face and we can only assume the vote had taken part on Adultworld and someone was wanting a saucy pic with the said mentioned bottoms to be worn in a different area of the body than was meant.
Sadly she didnβt think the pale blue nylon dress should join it
Having not been live for a few days, we come to the conclusion that funds mustβve started rolling in via the panty on face hotline.
One minute not being able to afford anything from river island, But also preparing for the all you can stuff buffet it had come accustomed too by visiting the Toby lunch spot
Soon to be back in the tin hut, sporting 2 new plus size bikinis, ready for the long awaiting Gewwwwls Tripβ¦. Which wasnβt infact for someoneβs birthday, They just assumed it should be.
Trasha has indeed driven herself to the airport after the fiasco of the βM25β a few trips back, Only to find out she was going from Stansted not Gatwick.!
Arriving in Alicanteee, having met with her uncle, who hasnβt been mentioned previously,
She probably spun him the usual sob story of how her life has been fantastic and business has been great, (letβs hope heβs not a subscriber to a certain platform). Who then suggested she moved to Spain and start a new life, Like everything would just disappear in a puff of smoke, much Like the furlough money, foodbank donations and other charidee things.
Roooof and the gewwwls were arriving later tonight, But they will be up for a Night on the strip, course the will.
Letβs see who is the 1st to pack their bags and cause the divide at an uncouth guest who wants to play dress up like an 18 yr old at Butlinsβ¦5,4,3,2,1β¦β¦.
NOT 
herself.
tit bleep as for the diet itβs ate a bleeping house 
and the 
is being strangled 
