TDLR:
Well, here we are again, still on the merry go round of whatever it’s called.
Crazy week in the world of Retired Babestation has seen
the return from the 10 days/5nights/7weeks birthday pressie in Gran Can which turned out to be 7 nights in Majorca with a bloke who she had been seeing for 3 months/2nights/8years but still single for 14 years.!
Now only hearing that he didn’t speak to her for the last 3 days as he thought she was in a Relationship with him, and not Tiktok
Does he not know who she was
And just like that, Bye Heath.. it was fun while it lasted.
End of the holiday marked a sad end of an era for for the much loved Red polka dot bikini that has been on more green screens than it cares to remember over the last 10 years. It was cast into the stinky bin at the tin hut, never to be seen again… until that is, there was a vote(still unsure who called the vote) it was Visibly retrieved from the stinky bin, it was once again been thrown around in the vacinity of the face and we can only assume the vote had taken part on Adultworld and someone was wanting a saucy pic with the said mentioned bottoms to be worn in a different area of the body than was meant.
Sadly she didn’t think the pale blue nylon dress should join it
Having not been live for a few days, we come to the conclusion that funds must’ve started rolling in via the panty on face hotline.
One minute not being able to afford anything from river island, But also preparing for the all you can stuff buffet it had come accustomed too by visiting the Toby lunch spot
Soon to be back in the tin hut, sporting 2 new plus size bikinis, ready for the long awaiting Gewwwwls Trip…. Which wasn’t infact for someone’s birthday, They just assumed it should be.
Trasha has indeed driven herself to the airport after the fiasco of the “M25” a few trips back, Only to find out she was going from Stansted not Gatwick.!
Arriving in Alicanteee, having met with her uncle, who hasn’t been mentioned previously,
She probably spun him the usual sob story of how her life has been fantastic and business has been great, (let’s hope he’s not a subscriber to a certain platform). Who then suggested she moved to Spain and start a new life, Like everything would just disappear in a puff of smoke, much Like the furlough money, foodbank donations and other charidee things.
Roooof and the gewwwls were arriving later tonight, But they will be up for a Night on the strip, course the will.
Let’s see who is the 1st to pack their bags and cause the divide at an uncouth guest who wants to play dress up like an 18 yr old at Butlins…5,4,3,2,1…….
Well fuck me! 
and will be till the bitter end, well at least until the charity investigation has reached it's conclusion. 
would these ladies book a 4 night break to Benidorm, they look cultured, sophisticated, was Ruth's plan all along for the 
she gets arrested/charged, not that the hospice will ever see a 1p BUT to see how.....
on in future, for a split second I thought 
You’re old enough to know better.