Thanks to @Salale and @Mrs.Wummin for the thread title combo.
Feel free to add a TLDR or maybe share a memory from the previous thread.
Feel free to add a TLDR or maybe share a memory from the previous thread.
She’s eating plenty of those she’s not well she’s got see food disease once she sees it she’s throwing it down it’s fat neck no prisoners being takenThread 20 and she's still telling porky pies and eating them ...lol
nothing wrong with her other than indigestionShe’s eating plenty of those she’s not well she’s got see food disease once she sees it she’s throwing it down it’s fat neck no prisoners being taken
Tracey knows what she needsnothing wrong with her other than indigestion
Hehe thank you for the new thread Poola you starThanks to @Salale and @Mrs.Wummin for the thread title combo.
Feel free to add a TLDR or maybe share a memory from the previous thread.
ExcellentDay 5 of Lesleys hostage situation
A middle aged woman Lesley and her husband Micky are currently trying to negotiate their way out of a hostage situation they find themselves in on the Island of Majorca after flying there to enjoy a holiday together. They find themselves in the midst of a tiktok filming frenzy by Ol' Lizardlips Sasha on her latest break in the with her new cash cow ..Heath of Essex . Days are spent lazing by the pool after filling her nosebag up with breakfast at the all inclusive buffet and sneaking off to film tiktoks making false claims ""abahhht us fackin' Tattlers' Heath wanders off to get cheesy chips to keep his paramour's appetite satisfied.
Lesley looks bemused with Sasha filming every bit of the holiday but just giggles a bit in between cracking jokes about Sasha looking like a man ( it's been said before ..anyone for a Brucey bonus?)
Only 4 days to go when Sasha and Heath return from Love Island ..her clutching her Channel Bag ( its real ..honest..lookee man said so ) where they will travel in Sashas porsche ..oh no wait that is Heathy Baby's motor. Lesley will relieved as she thought she was caught up in a game show..Smile you're on sashas tiktok.
Sash will have to get back to work banging out the old adult content ..to get her spends for the Benidorm Bonanza with the gewwwls. If sticky Vicky fancys a night off ..I'm sure 'ol butter legs Sasha will spread em for the ping pong show .
Ching ching gewwwls...always having fun!!
Hehe thank you for the new thread Poola you star
butter legs .Day 5 of Lesleys hostage situation
A middle aged woman Lesley and her husband Micky are currently trying to negotiate their way out of a hostage situation they find themselves in on the Island of Majorca after flying there to enjoy a holiday together. They find themselves in the midst of a tiktok filming frenzy by Ol' Lizardlips Sasha on her latest break in the with her new cash cow ..Heath of Essex . Days are spent lazing by the pool after filling her nosebag up with breakfast at the all inclusive buffet and sneaking off to film tiktoks making false claims ""abahhht us fackin' Tattlers' Heath wanders off to get cheesy chips to keep his paramour's appetite satisfied.
Lesley looks bemused with Sasha filming every bit of the holiday but just giggles a bit in between cracking jokes about Sasha looking like a man ( it's been said before ..anyone for a Brucey bonus?)
Only 4 days to go when Sasha and Heath return from Love Island ..her clutching her Channel Bag ( its real ..honest..lookee man said so ) where they will travel in Sashas porsche ..oh no wait that is Heathy Baby's motor. Lesley will relieved as she thought she was caught up in a game show..Smile you're on sashas tiktok.
Sash will have to get back to work banging out the old adult content ..to get her spends for the Benidorm Bonanza with the gewwwls. If sticky Vicky fancys a night off ..I'm sure 'ol butter legs Sasha will spread em for the ping pong show .
Ching ching gewwwls...always having fun!!
Hehe thank you for the new thread Poola you star
Bloody brilliantDay 5 of Lesleys hostage situation
A middle aged woman Lesley and her husband Micky are currently trying to negotiate their way out of a hostage situation they find themselves in on the Island of Majorca after flying there to enjoy a holiday together. They find themselves in the midst of a tiktok filming frenzy by Ol' Lizardlips Sasha on her latest break in the with her new cash cow ..Heath of Essex . Days are spent lazing by the pool after filling her nosebag up with breakfast at the all inclusive buffet and sneaking off to film tiktoks making false claims ""abahhht us fackin' Tattlers' Heath wanders off to get cheesy chips to keep his paramour's appetite satisfied.
Lesley looks bemused with Sasha filming every bit of the holiday but just giggles a bit in between cracking jokes about Sasha looking like a man ( it's been said before ..anyone for a Brucey bonus?)
Only 4 days to go when Sasha and Heath return from Love Island ..her clutching her Channel Bag ( its real ..honest..lookee man said so ) where they will travel in Sashas porsche ..oh no wait that is Heathy Baby's motor. Lesley will relieved as she thought she was caught up in a game show..Smile you're on sashas tiktok.
Sash will have to get back to work banging out the old adult content ..to get her spends for the Benidorm Bonanza with the gewwwls. If sticky Vicky fancys a night off ..I'm sure 'ol butter legs Sasha will spread em for the ping pong show .
Ching ching gewwwls...always having fun!!
Hehe thank you for the new thread Poola you star
Day 5 of Lesleys hostage situation
A middle aged woman Lesley and her husband Micky are currently trying to negotiate their way out of a hostage situation they find themselves in on the Island of Majorca after flying there to enjoy a holiday together. They find themselves in the midst of a tiktok filming frenzy by Ol' Lizardlips Sasha on her latest break in the with her new cash cow ..Heath of Essex . Days are spent lazing by the pool after filling her nosebag up with breakfast at the all inclusive buffet and sneaking off to film tiktoks making false claims ""abahhht us fackin' Tattlers'
Heath wanders off to get cheesy chips to keep his paramour's appetite satisfied.
Lesley looks bemused with Sasha filming every bit of the holiday but just giggles a bit in between cracking jokes about Sasha looking like a man ( it's been said before ..anyone for a Brucey bonus?)
Only 4 days to go when Sasha and Heath return from Love Island ..her clutching her Channel Bag ( its real ..honest..lookee man said so ) where they will travel in Sashas porsche ..oh no wait that is Heathy Baby's motor. Lesley will relieved as she thought she was caught up in a game show..Smile you're on sashas tiktok.
Sash will have to get back to work banging out the old adult content ..to get her spends for the Benidorm Bonanza with the gewwwls. If sticky Vicky fancys a night off ..I'm sure 'ol butter legs Sasha will spread em for the ping pong show .
Ching ching gewwwls...always having fun!!
Hehe thank you for the new thread Poola you star
But she’s only been with 7 men lol what’s that in a week and been single 14 yearsSB the fashion guru
Shorts are not acceptable in a restaurant....Now that would depend on how you style ( that word up SB) them. I would say pyjama bottoms are not suitable for an over 60's disco but hey ho didn't stop you.
Mr P
The shy new mug....
His ex partner has many pictures of him, obviously a decent lady, smiling, happy holiday snaps.....
Cut to his present holiday...
Nothing.......
SORRY MATE, SB is embarrassed of you, exactly as she was of MARK...
Both larger men.
MICKY cheeky chappy lots of pics
DV man, still has all his pics, a video of them enjoying the open seas, yet a man who actually owns a boat, nothing.
Heath your nothing more than an ATM, same as Mark.
Has she had sex with all these men, of course she has, anything for a quick BUCK