Odd that for all Sarah’s OrGanIc this, and HeAlThY vErSioN that, and for all her desperate attempts to convince herself that she’s young or fun or positive, she looks absolutely average as
duck (on a
good day, and a haggard 50 on a bad one), gets sick more than anyone else, and has the most negative, judgemental and bitchy attitude imaginable. If her lifestyle was that great you’d think she’d be looking so from the inside out (and also wouldn’t need fake tans, nails, hair, filters, fillers, posing and photoshop).
Go figure, it’s the opposite. And it’s hilarious that Sarah’s ways are catching up with her
fast. For all her attempts to be healthy (which for Sarah is really nothing more than an aesthetic, and has nothing to do with actual health) she looks (and keeps looking) worse!
I know I’m not sharing a nuuuu opinion here, but given Sarah is a self-proclaimed and unqualified poster child for wellness I am just repeatedly tickled by how bad she looks, and how much worse it gets by the week! How can anyone look at her and her content and say ‘oh I want to eat like that/workout like that like that so I can look like that, gimme that disappearing hairline, sloping shoulders, prolapsed uterus and perpetually GuRgLY tummy’.
At this stage she’s nothing more than a middle aged, washed up, out of touch bore whose days consist of soaking pasta in her dirty sink and making cum soup.