Just have to kick this off by commenting on the naked sleeping thing. It makes perfect sense to me:
Sarah wears no shoes outside but grotty shoes on furniture indoors;
She bundles up in sweat sets when she’s inside her heated house, but will take her (sick) infant outdoors in a thin growsuit during a weather event;
She screeches Christianity but then talks about having sex in front of her 3yo and that her life’s purpose is to be a “MILF”;
She’s everything intolerant, until she cracks and wants to eat pasta;
She’s toooooo busy to scratch her arse, yet is going to cafés and gyms multiple times a day and holidays at least 6 times per year;
She’s old, haggard, 30 and ungrateful in a smelly robe, but is sooooo content with this SeAsoN of LYfE..
The list goes on. Point being, of course she’s the prudish most frigid and deadass boring witch out there, so NaChURaLLY she has to make some pathetic attempt to be young and cool, sexy even, hence leg flashing and ‘oi sleep in the Nooooooode’ narrative.
You’re gross, Sarah. Bathe yourself and cover it up. Oh and Happy 60th