Sarah is on a
bleeping time loop. At least twice a week she rants on either a photo or her stories that she needs to find (or has found?!! -
witch make up your mind) a balance between “mumlyfee” “work Sezzy” “shreddedbossbabe” “bizz owner” and “milf”. Without fail she self proclaims (humble brags) that she is super driven, so determined to SMASH out projects, loves hustling, but is also really overworked and just needs to find a balance for her and Kurt, for mum life and for “chilling”. One moment she’s saying she’s so happy to have found the balance, and in the next breath she’s saying how much she wants to find the balance before she brings another kid into the mix. Have the stans not cottoned on that this narcissistic lunatic is completely manic?! Is she that deluded that every week is the same narrative just from a different angle? She lives in a damn echo chamber filled with 10 year olds professing their love for her that she has completely lost touch with reality. She is a broken record that does nothing but complain about her life, and then responds to valid criticism by saying petty immature
tit like “haters gonna...be jealous
“. Sarah truly strikes me as someone so miserable with her life that she is perpetually trying to build this facade around herself and this “brand” that gives her a sense of purpose and accomplishment, but it’s all so superficial and inauthentic that deep down she’s depressed and angsty as
duck!! It’s all about the materialistic crap like pink furniture, microwaves she can’t use, xxxs clothes and projects she has no true passion for (or else she’d commit to them properly). She’s trying to be holistic but the girl is clearly miserable, insecure, dependent on Kurt, starving and ignorant. She’s such a toxic combination of traits that I find it amazing she still has anyone engaging with her content. Sarah, if you’re reading this. No one is
bleeping jealous of you. You’re a joke not just to your followers and ex-followers, but professionals in your own industry. You’re an uneducated, entitled bogan and you need to wake up now and start recognising your flaws before you’re all alone in your big White House of lies.
rant over, thanks for listening to my Ted talk