Are we placing bets on who she’ll moan at for ruining her cringe reel? The navy? Ticky for being feral? Isla for being gormless? Kenny for being a baby? Sinbad for not following her artistic direction? Random others for getting in her way?
Sarah This Mama Life #33 Poor baby’s not content, but he’s #CONTENT
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Awkwardly hugging Rob while trying to look into the camera she’s got one of her poor children to hold (with one foot in the air like a cheesy rom com/gen z fashion reel)
Is he home now for a long stretch? Let’s hope so so she can stop moaning….Oh wait!
Getting the bingo cards at the ready!
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Blokes only human. He’ll be signed up to leave again in 72 hours
And we've got the first cringy reels, her thanking herself for doing something that alot of single parents do day in, day out for years!
Also something she always knew she’d have to do!
no one forced her to have 3 kids when she couldn’t cope with the 2 she’s gotWhat does she want? A medal? ( yes she does ). I mean come on, they chose to have another baby knowing he was still in the Navy. Ffs.
There are no words 
St. Sarah
St. Sarah
Nah, she just wants the next Royal Navy aircraft carrier named after her….
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Bingo card is ready for how many times she says ‘now you can get to know your son’
Are we taking bets on where she'll go this weekend? Leaving Sinbad home alone with the kids.
She’ll be oh Coughsweet isn’t used to his Dada and be taking over. can’t wait for the vomiting reunion videos …sometimes things should be sacred.
Happy Sinbad’s Coming Home Day!!! (He’s coming home/he’s coming home/he’s coming…Sinbad’s coming home 
) Brace yourselves lads, it’s going to be a vom-fest
And by 8pm tonight it’ll be “blink twice if you need help Rob” because he’ll be seen on camera, weeping, wearing a Scotland top and wearily singing Flower of Scotland
) Brace yourselves lads, it’s going to be a vom-festAnd by 8pm tonight it’ll be “blink twice if you need help Rob” because he’ll be seen on camera, weeping, wearing a Scotland top and wearily singing Flower of Scotland
Can't wait for the homecoming reel, would love to see a behind the scenes 'making of' video
"No, stop, you can't hug dada yet, I haven't start filming"
"Right Rob, back on the bus and try that again, Isla's crying face was too ugly - try and look pretty darling hahaha"
"OK, cheerio, I'm immediately off on an influencer trip"
"No, stop, you can't hug dada yet, I haven't start filming"
"Right Rob, back on the bus and try that again, Isla's crying face was too ugly - try and look pretty darling hahaha"
"OK, cheerio, I'm immediately off on an influencer trip"
“Sorry Rob, you’re going to have to get back on the ship…I didn’t press record”
Rob:
I know it’s full on parenting three while Dadddddda is away but she has had some help and family visits and some breaks. So that little thank you reel is stretching the truth a bit, how unlike Sarah once more we shall see what should be private moments shared and lots of passive aggressive ‘your turn’ moments. No thought that Rob has just been away at work with no days off or home comforts and missing his children and newborn.
once more we shall see what should be private moments shared and lots of passive aggressive ‘your turn’ moments. No thought that Rob has just been away at work with no days off or home comforts and missing his children and newborn.“I can’t wait to get to know you” honestly just feels so so heartless!!
My husband (who also works away.. shock horror Sarah’s not the only one who “does it alone” for long Periods of time ) would be absolutely gutted if I said that to him about our baby!
Babies obviously forget people and wee c initially wont have a clue who Rob is but that doesn’t mean she needs to remind him that he’s missed out on so much, I’m sure he already feels horrible about it!
My husband (who also works away.. shock horror Sarah’s not the only one who “does it alone” for long Periods of time
) would be absolutely gutted if I said that to him about our baby! Babies obviously forget people and wee c initially wont have a clue who Rob is but that doesn’t mean she needs to remind him that he’s missed out on so much, I’m sure he already feels horrible about it!
She’s nae right
(I’m sure Kenny is just covering the “t” with his hand…but we couldn’t rule out a very unsubtle dig from Sarah)
(I’m sure Kenny is just covering the “t” with his hand…but we couldn’t rule out a very unsubtle dig from Sarah)
So another day she's pulled the kids out of school.