Sarah This Mama Life #33 Poor baby’s not content, but he’s #CONTENT

[GiggleBee]

The ONE in capitals, like he’s old I’m the one with the newer baby, me me me me

So that's gonna be another trip to Scotland for their first birthday

 

[Pissedoffwithinfluencers]

She’s mental. Anyone apart from the actual country she is living in and her husband and kids are from.

to be fair to the big lump of wood, it’s kind of a rule we Scot’s aren’t allowed to support the England team . I’ll give her that. The rest is bat shit crazy .

 

[LennyBriscoe]

#engagement watch - Sinbad, you’ve earned yourself a night at home with your wife and kids then tomorrow she’ll ditch you

 

[Pissedoffwithinfluencers]

The dress looks and hung like nursing home curtains . No shape, awful dated pattern and I’ll say it again about the white blazer .. why

 

[ellyjelly2]

I don’t think the baby is right, I haven’t since he was born, his pallor, size, and something to do with his nose and constant open mouth suggest (IMO) something else going on.

I would be interested to hear what the previous posters who said in their medical opinion he presented as syndromic thought.

Me too if I’m honest.

 

[Lassie don't go home]

Guess what time it is…time to take unauthorised photos in a swimming pool. Yes, it doesn’t show anyone, but the rule is NO photos. That includes one of your feet. Why does she feel the rules don’t apply? She really is one of those people who genuinely believe you haven’t ‘done’ something if you’ve not evidenced or tagged yourself on social media. How sad for a grown women of 3 children!

We need to know she's a solo parent!.

I am too most of the week but I don't need to post it and I wouldn't be presented perfectly at all I'm a hot mess! Litterly I was presented today only because I had parent teacher meeting for my eldest home and straight into tidying up the house it was a car crash!

 

[Swipeuptobuy]

She really is thick as mince

 

[Peachbomb]

Ok Sarah, good effort on the cake.
I definitely wouldn’t want to eat it, what with the cat hair but you tried.

 

[Lilyofthevalley80]

The pram ad! It’s horrid! So cringe

The poor wee soul always looks dumped in it. There's nothing even covering the mattress!

 

[jayne2240]

Is it just me or do his little arms look very purple?

 

[ellyjelly2]

what I want to know is… those eyelashes have been done again v recently… I’ve never had a lash app that’s taken less than 2 hours… maybe 1.45 but still how is she doing that if C doesn’t nap????? Once thr lashes have been started you can’t open your eyes and need to lay flat??

I thought she did them herself, they arnt professional are they? Bloody hell, they are awful.

 

[frostily]

He probably can’t relax enough to sleep as she’s so highly strung he feeds of that energy. Always got a bloody phone in his face, hungry,dragged all over the place. Poor fucker has no chance of a rest!

don’t worry, she’s giving out “calming vibes” apparently

 

[choccythief]

Oh no, she has baby Con swaddled to the max poor guy, isn’t he getting old for that?

 

[LennyBriscoe]

“Ha ha ha bless, look at me pretending I’m posting the aff link under duress because (I’m pretending) so many people are asking where my trainers are from ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha”

 

[GiggleBee]

Is Lachlan 7 / year 3?

I think he's still in year 2 but is one of the oldest.

C still looks very small in that picture of Sarah holding him.

 

[Cookiepie222]

Connie Cockroach?

 

[Lassie don't go home]

The poor lad my neice has reflux the puky kind and she a chunky monkey! And she has nearly always puke 60% of feeds and still does at 8 months old she was 7 pounds at birth so she was smaller than content

 

[Lilybobtail]

Personally I was ready for a night away from my babies at the three month mark, and had a full night sleep with my husband in a hotel, see ya later I can’t judge her for leaving the baby with his granny … but I’m defo gonna judge that outfit

Same I actually think it's healthy to have time away as long as your leaving the baby with someone who will care for them properly! It doesn't make you a bad mother to be able to leave your child for a day

 

[Veronica]

I agree. As soon as the last party bag is handed out, they’ll be on that motorway with the Greatest Hits if the Proclaimers blasting out

(Do you still get party bags at parties or am I showing my age there )

Yep still a thing!!

 

[Shinythings]

don’t worry, she’s giving out “calming vibes” apparently

Not that she's been reading here or anything....