Sarah This Mama Life #33 Poor baby’s not content, but he’s #CONTENT

[Tootoo]

I have seen more of her breast milk than i have seen semi skimmed in my fridge.

I’m finding this funny coming from a user called laughing cow!

 

[PinkFigs]

Oh ffs we don’t need to see her bare bump again! Especially not her jiggling around giggling and trying to be ‘funny’ whilst rubbing it

 

[Cookiepie222]

a) She must have found some mug to take Isla to football

b) I’m sure it was fine but I don’t think Lachlan should be encouraged to hold Content like that

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The way he’s holding his head gives me the shivers

 

[Beakytoo]

The desperation is the most cringy thing ever. It must have the opposite effect and turn people off!

 

[GiggleBee]

I'm surprised L's school allows the lines in the hair

 

[Peachbomb]

Thoughts and prayers to the basketball club.

 

[GiggleBee]

Why hasn't she taken him home for snuggles after his jab?

 

[Lolo24]

I know it's very 'Mumsnet' of me to say but it makes me nervous she is trying to get Wee C to sleep in a baby nest with a loose blanket over him/near his face. I know she is sitting next to him now but if he falls asleep she will be out of there like a shot!!

 

[Cookiepie222]

She must spend her whole life constantly waiting for someone, anyone, to respond to her martyrdom and give her the round of applause she desperately craves

Yep. She probably wants someone to ask why she goes to bed so late so she can reply telling them it’s cos her horrible husband has left her and she has soooo many things to do after the kids have gone to bed.

 

[Lilyofthevalley80]

But surely you would factor that all in when planning for the baby? Why is this a surprise?

Is Sarah giving up work when they go abroad (poor Isla)? What will happen if the house isn’t permanently rented out then? How will they pay the mortgage on one salary?

 

[Mybb2016]

Oh his writing is awful, letters backwards? Isn’t he 8 in a few months? She needs to advocate to get him the help he clearly needs before it’s too late

My reception child has better writing than that!

 

[Olli1510]

Needs constant validation from strangers for (barely)meeting her children’s basic needs on her own…we all do it hun it’s called being an adult!

 

[Beakytoo]

‘Oversized denim jacket’ what?! Okkkkkkkk

She has 3 comments all from other instatwats. Her engagement is piss poor.

 

[Swipeuptobuy]

Why does her fajita pasta remind me of dog sick ….? Literally the most unappealing meal and obviously calorie counting if she’s looking at Bupa for food intake calories …fucking muppet.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Aren’t the children 7/16th English or some other bullshit despite being born in England, she’s clinging on to a great grandparent who wasn’t English

Yeah she did say that I think she reads here so I’m winding her up a bit. “Ha ha look at Meels wearing her England top, bless her. I’m going to burn it when she goes to school ha ha ha she’s forgetting she’s Scottish. Ha ha ha ha”

 

[RubyTuesday39]

If baby doesn’t nap does she mean he’s crying all the time. Sometimes they can be awake but settled (although if he’s hungry he won’t be). Sounds like she wants him to be fed, changed and then asleep the rest of the time

 

[Shinythings]

In the forces do you get an idea of where you will be drafted abroad ahead of time or could it be anywhere?

What if she's drafted somewhere where English isn't widely spoken? What if it's somewhere where British people aren't liked (most places in the world tbh)? What if it's somewhere where additional needs aren't supported and the kids have no help? What if it's somewhere that has rules that will mean Sarah can't do as she wants when she wants?

It's like she's thought of none of this in pursuit of reliving her childhood.

I would bet all the money in the world that she has a meltdown when she moves abroad and suddenly her life isn't instaperfect as she expects. The. She'll be obsessed with moving somewhere else.

It's like she can't work out that she is the creator of her own problems.

 

[sadoldtroll]

Just came to say the same? NEWBORN channel? So that’s why she’s keeping him underfed and small….

 

[Longtimelurker10]

Her whole midwife scenario was weird anyway. I’m sure she had her on Instagram and tagged her a few times. Was miss midwife fawning over a failed channel mummer, is this why she got to fuck around with her appointments whenever she liked?

 

[LennyBriscoe]

She was never Mrs Hinch level but those figures are getting worse every year

Father’s Day 2024:

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Father’s Day 2022:

It’s got to be the constant slagging of Rob and possibly more people than us thought having a third baby maybe wasn’t such a great idea