Sarah This Mama Life #33 Poor baby’s not content, but he’s #CONTENT

[LennyBriscoe]

It stresses me out that a) she has to say in every god damn story that Content doesn’t nap and b) how sad the baby looks.

We know you read here Sarah - stop being a fucking martyr. You wanted this life. You said “fed is best” so do right by that baby and feed him properly. Nobody feels sorry for you because you pushed for your own way and you are making things harder for yourself by trailing around everywhere looking for someone to unburden you

 

[DeloresBawbag]

Usually a positive polly she’s never positive about anything!!

The delusion is strong with this one! Nearly choked on my cuppa when she said she was a positive polly

Why doesn’t she try swaddling him if the only time he sleeps (and sleeps WELL!) is when he’s swaddled?

If he’s sleeping well at night, what’s the problem with naps? Why is she moaning when he sleeps ok? Her busy schedule is self inflicted, so just…. change it?

Why can’t she do stuff with him awake?

Why can’t she pop him in a sling if he’s needing contact?

Why can’t she learn that ANYBODY, taking ANY photos, or even having a phone out at a swimming pool is a serious SAFEGUARDING RISK? The risk isn’t that she takes dodgy pics or shares them, although she’s not the best at judging these things. No, the risk is that it normalises phones and photography which means the dodgy people/photos get away with it and horrible things happen to those images. Just don’t to it Sarah. If you don’t like the rule, that’s ok, we know you aren’t very bright when it comes to child privacy and online safety, you just have to follow the rule.

 

[JulieScoobyDoo]

See you nasty Tattlers, Meels does go to houses! Ha ha ha

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That fucking ha ha makes me want to scream. It’s so pathetic

 

[Cookiepie222]

What a heartless thing to say.

Whoa this is a low blow even for Sarah. Any half decent person would just NOT mention this to their partner who’s overseas- what exactly is she hoping to get from it?!

 

[Lilyofthevalley80]

Of course life doesn't care she had a baby because that's a choice she made for her life.

So screaming (not crying) and not sleeping for consistent periods of time should always be checked out by a HCP. I suspect a combination of being underfed and reflux/intolerences. He will now be overtired to add into that lovely unsettled mix too.

He looks very frail and I’ve never seen a baby who looks so consistently anxious. It’s quite disconcerting.

 

[Crazycatty]

What a heartless thing to say.

 

[choccythief]

How does she think single parents feel? Shes so fucking obtuse!

I think she has a warped view from having lots of leave between deployments that if Rob wasn’t in the navy he’d be around all of the time, when in reality most parents are dividing and conquering the school run and clubs and not benefiting from lengthy lunches and extremely lenient working arrangements

 

[Peachbomb]

So vomitting yesterday and today out for food, nice that the 48hr rule doesn’t apply to Sarah.

 

[Peachbomb]

Here’s a question for you Mama…you’ve told us Isla is a great wee footballer and she’s had trials for a club. What are you going to do if she becomes so good she can play at international level? Force her to pick Scotland where woman’s football is not as big as it is in England or will you suddenly remember that she’s part English and encourage her to pick England if she gets the choice?

She will force her to continue ballet.

 

[FFS_stopit]

The latest text message!!!

firstly, why does she feel like it’s appropriate to share personal messages like that with tens of thousands of people!!!?
And secondly how fucking crap must that make Rob feel “I can’t wait for you to get to know him”

 

[skylark13]

She really must have zero self-awareness. If she did she’d realise how CRINGE her desperation is. She has always been boring, wooden, fake, cringe etc. But since wee Content arrived it is next level awful. She’s clearly trying to hold onto the instahun influenza thing for dear life, with her pathetic little nailies.

Her kids have never been the most (at all) photogenic kids on the gram (sorry to be so blunt about kids’ appearance when all kids are a wonder and gift of course, but the fact is their not really instagram cute). And they’re even less so as the bigger two get older, so she’s squeezing any content from poor Content that she can, plus pushing hard on the caring older siblings thing.

Poor Isla is a pre teen who is clearly insecure and finding her way in the world as she grows up (as most 10 year olds are). Sarah needs to do her daughter’s wellbeing and developing sense of self a favour and get her off the bloody internet.

But of course she won’t. Because Sarah is a neurotic, self-absorbed, control freak twat.

 

[skylark13]

Thread title credit @sadoldtroll with far and away the most liked suggestion.

RECAP: Sarah is so robotic and dull I'm not sure I can bothered to attempt a recap. Except to say Sarah got her way and had a third baby, all for the gram of course - she even named him Con(tent) and she’s more interested in copying some other instahuns new baby content than she is in feeding the poor little boy. Still neurotic, still pathetic, still desperate for likes, still moaning every 5 mins about SOMEONE having left her for deployment (who’d blame him) and SOMEONE else not being a good napper. Wait til she realises he’s not the Instacute third baby she longed for, and she starts Mission Convince Dim Sinbad to try for a 4th.

Goodness what came over me there! Longer than a recap. Feel fee to add anything I’ve missed, Tattlers.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Sarah, I have these observations for you when you catch up:

* Your rants (plural) about parent and child spaces - not a fan of rule breakers are you? Your argument would hold more weight if you didn’t ignore the rule that your not allowed to take pictures at the swimming pool and you cared more about other people being in the background of your photos against your will.

* Absolutely the last thing your family needs is another activity. Lachlan pushing back about spending his Friday night sitting in a car because you’ve probably taken the piss advantage of the other football parents? Scared to say no to him because you can’t parent?

* I’m not sure why you think there’s anything unusual about a mum with her child in a carrier while pushing a trolley

 

[ellyjelly2]

OMG she’s doing my headin! This is why every person on this thread, who doesnt know her said she should never have another baby! She should have thought about her other two children, thought about Rob being away! What does she want?

 

[gee13]

Aren't people just over hearing about other peoples baby routines? Who gives a shit! It's as though she's desperately clinging on to the channel mum era

 

[southcoaster]

I know not all babies nap for long periods of time but I wonder if she really committed to a period of time at home to allow the baby to have the best possible chance of sleeping she may find he does actually nap.

 

[JulieScoobyDoo]

Imagine turning your phone on and finally connecting to wifi for your allocated ten minutes a week to be greeted by that barrage of abuse

 

[jayne2240]

He naps when grannie is around because grannies not a lunatic and she’s not frantic and manic. Babies feed off energy Sarah and yours is making that poor little boy stressed to bits.

 

[Saveferris]

I just saw granny in h and m. Was waiting for my kids and thought I knew her, then realised I don’t know her at all but feel like I do! That’s weird!

 

[Swipeuptobuy]

Oh come on let’s not put glitter on the turd…..she’s built like a brick shithouse !