Sarah This Mama Life #33 Poor baby’s not content, but he’s #CONTENT

[Lassie don't go home]

There's a enough knots in the world , time to tie a knott in it!!....

 

[LaughingCow]

I have seen more of her breast milk than i have seen semi skimmed in my fridge.

 

[Shinythings]

The more I see the more I'm convinced she's deliberately sabotaging herself so she has a breakdown so Rob is forced to come home or her Mum is forced to move in with her. Sarah is all about punishing people if they are not meeting her needs 24/7.

 

[choccythief]

Why is she moaning about having sports day all day. She really does not appreciate how lucky she is to have 3 able bodied, active children and being in a position that she can attend without taking unpaid leave (I know she’s on mat leave but she would still be able to attend if she was back in work). She is out of touch with real life and just living through the gram

 

[Pushyplumb]

But Sarah never gets sick...... Because she reminds us of this everytime she gets sick.

 

[Tootoo]

So if C had a passport, she thought it would be a good idea to fly and meet Rob. 3 kids on a plane didn’t go so well last time did it Sarah?! Just suck it up and spend time with your kids on your own. Although I highly doubt she intends to spend two weeks at home….i can hear faint bagpipes

 

[ellyjelly2]

Wee this, wee that….fuck off you twat.

 

[Ruby’s mum]

She’s so horrible to rob- he does this lovely birthday sign for Isla from his ship and all she does is post it with a caption saying “another birthday missed”- just rubbing salt in the wound!!why is she always so negative, why can’t she say “a happy birthday message from dad” instead of pointing out that me “missed” it- he didn’t miss it, he didn’t forget it- he just couldn’t physically be there

She makes the whole dad being away so much harder for the kids by constantly going on about it and counting down the days. She’s so bloody negative, why doesn’t she put a positive spin on it? Why couldn’t she say ‘how lovely that dad has been able to send this message even though he’s away. He might not BE here but he’s still with you. So much more fortunate than kids years ago when the tech wasn’t around for it’.

 

[Cookiepie222]

I really hate these influencers flaunting their free gifted shit on Instagram- “look at this lovely expensive pram, they gave it to me for free, but if you want you can buy one for yourself- full price, with your own hard earned money!”

 

[foreverbeginstoday]

VERY longtime lurker on this thread and have been watching from afar since Con(tent) arrived - but what has really stuck me this morning is - she is all about herself, hair, nails, lashes, looking perfect and Insta ready yet her children wear clothes I wouldn’t even let mine play out in the street wearing.

I’ve never read the books - and it maybe part of his costume -but ‘Tic /L’s trainers this morning are falling apart. I understand families are finding the cost of living rises unbelievable and keeping up with fashion may mean you don’t buy trainers with fashion anymore - but it with the daily coffee shop posts, I’d hope she’d be able to buy him a new pair.

Of all the things to bring me out of Lurker’ mode 🫣 but it’s really annoyed me this morning - she wouldn’t show herself in that way so why is it okay for her kids (could be said for anything she posts really!)

 

[southcoaster]

I find it very sad that she describes her current situation whilst Rob is deployed as miserable.
She has healthy children, a pleasant place to live, secure employment etc and she is so unhappy with her life.

 

[Pushyplumb]

Having a newborn is hard, having three children is hard, doing it alone whilst your husband is deployed is hard but this wasn't a surprise pregnancy, her husband didn't suddenly have to work away. She knew what she was getting herself into and wanted it. Whinged and moaned about wanting a third for years.

 

[Cookiepie222]

Aw, nice of Sarah to answer you

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I hate it when people say “I haven’t got time to be sick” - as if they’re sooo important doing important things and they couldn’t possibly be a weak “ill” person because they “just don’t have the time”

 

[Rue Git Le Couer]

Oh my god I cannot with this fucking lunatic!
So she wanted a third baby but only on the proviso that he napped when she required him to, was available for photo shoots with a big smiley face when she chooses & can fit his schedule in with the big 2’s multiple weekly activities.
She literally banged on about nothing else for years other than having a 3rd baby, having a 3rd baby. Now it’s here & she’s STILL not happy. Listen you limp-haired dick; you wanted this, fucking shut up & deal with it!! God I despise her

 

[DeloresBawbag]

She is so excited to spend time with him that she’s posted on Facebook, Instagram, Threads and TT since he got back.

 

[Effeffess]

Can't wait for the homecoming reel, would love to see a behind the scenes 'making of' video

"No, stop, you can't hug dada yet, I haven't start filming"

"Right Rob, back on the bus and try that again, Isla's crying face was too ugly - try and look pretty darling hahaha"

"OK, cheerio, I'm immediately off on an influencer trip"

 

[lexi5436]

Her latest woe is me post has pissed me off. 10 weeks is far too young to be upstairs sleeping alone, monitor or not. Safe sleep advice is baby should nap / sleep in same room to 6 months. He’s not napping because he’s dragged literally everywhere to fit in with the other two. She’s in a lose lose situation. If she drops clubs the big 2 suffer, if she doesn’t, then C suffers as he’s never going to get into a routine. Stop popping to the shops and running silly errands when the big two are in school and go home to bond with your baby and get him settled and in a routine so he will nap! Oh and give him formula to actually fill him up. She’s so dumb.

 

[Longtimelurker10]

I initially thought she had got Granny down so she could go away but it's now obvious she got her down for Mother's day, so someone could help the kids make her mother's day pancakes ect

Yeah there’s no way she wasn’t having someone fuss over her on Mother’s Day. Even if it means her mum not getting any recognition herself or spending any time with her other children / grandkids / husband!

 

[JulieScoobyDoo]

Sarah he is hungry. Tiny babies do not scream for sake of it, it is for a reason. Your milk is of shit quality because you are a selfish cow and barely feeding yourself let alone producing good enough quality milk to sustain that wee boy. He is starving hungry, probably has a headache (hence the scrunched forehead) from dehydration and is cold. His bowels wont be moving adequately due to the dehydration and lack of sustenance which will also make him uncomfortable. Your life is a shitshow of your own making and nobody has a shred of sympathy.

 

[sadoldtroll]

The baby always has the exact face I’d do if I were born into that family.