Sarah This Mama Life #11 Unlike Chris Rea, Sarah wont be driving home for Christmas.

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Its so unlike Sarah to do something selfish & obnoxious.....oh wait and the bloody giant balloons ready for the Instagram wall
 
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Its so unlike Sarah to do something selfish & obnoxious.....oh wait and the bloody giant balloons ready for the Instagram wall
Why does she need balloons
It’s not an Instaworthy occasion unless there’s balloons I guess.
It’s not an insta-occasion without contributing to landfill
 
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Who cant drive an automatic car? Its literally a go cart.

I bet her cats are gonna love her setting fireworks off in the garden!!
 
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I'm more concerned about how Rob is able to go and buy fireworks in tier 4. Hardly essential shopping.
Not even been there 2 weeks, and already the neighbours will hate them... And yes, it will be on the local Facebook groups... Haha... Ha...
 
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Will Sinbad put on his kilt? Will she kit the kids out head to toe in tartan? Has she ordered for waste of money grazing platters and then sob into her prosecco because it is just not the same as being at Mummy and Daddy's
 
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Will Sinbad put on his kilt? Will she kit the kids out head to toe in tartan? Has she ordered for waste of money grazing platters and then sob into her prosecco because it is just not the same as being at Mummy and Daddy's
I'd love him to wear a kilt... That would really make me laugh....
 
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Balloons look shit. But glad she’s put on some tights with her cheap sparkly dress this time. And poor Isla yet again being made to wear something she probably hates. Everything is ALL FOR THE GRAM with her. Can’t wait to see her takeaway boomerang soon and then firework stories - so predictable
 
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I'm more concerned about how Rob is able to go and buy fireworks in tier 4. Hardly essential shopping.
Even though it’s not essential in our little area I can think of 4 different firework “shops”.

Sarah and Rob now selling IKEA bedroom furniture on Facebook , well over priced for it being so well used...
 
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Is it just me who cant see how theyre together? I mean Sarah is no oil painting but you would of thought her standards would be higher than Captain Birdseye. Theyre just such an old couple.
 
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Is it just me who cant see how theyre together? I mean Sarah is no oil painting but you would of thought her standards would be higher than Captain Birdseye. Theyre just such an old couple.
They are complete polar opposites, no chemistry in real life either.
They have ‘settled’ and will just make do with each other now.
 
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What does she look like! It all looks so forced. Looking forward to what she will wheel out at midnight...a cardboard cut out of granny by any chance to the sound of bag pipes? Will she make Rob put on a string vest aka Rab C Nesbitt. FFS
 
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Agree I can’t see it either, can’t imagine what they talk about. Sinbad seems to weightlift or be gawping at the tv? Can’t imagine them suffering each other long post navy when they are together all year and handling teenagers!
 
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I'm in bloody Scotland n im not dancing about to flower of Scotland! Me my husband and daughter are listening to simple minds Annie Lennox and the fratellis....FYI I'm the same age as Sarah! Please save her from the embarrassment
 
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Classic Sarah, posts a picture in which Lachlan looks really cute. Only mentions Isla in the caption. Everyone comments on Lachlan. Edits to add mention of him.
 
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Oh man, I’m so embarrassed for her. The most put on dancing around the kitchen from both of them, couldn’t watch till the the end. And FYI - this is not how actual Scottish people celebrate on Hogmanay. Put the bagpipes off Sarah, stop pretending to be Scottish by wheeling out all the stereotypical things and please for the love of god, put your phone down.
 
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