Just another insta hun
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Didn't Betty ring her asking for chicken wings yesterday? Not something you would be looking for if you can't eat
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She heard they had chicken breast on the bone on the menu today in the CUMHSeen up at CUMH emergency department earlier
harleyquinnjoker
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Ladssssssss I'm on a hen in cork and we were in the famous clancys last night with sparkle playing my god all I could think of was smelly burps!!! To be fair sparkle were Brill but there association with her nibs made me sick! Now the bus is going to stop in onslow for a tour
cycleon
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Burger King for lunch and that big feed for dinner, with one of the girls cos teet only eats chicken and chips … she’ll be on now later lads I couldn’t finish it and I’ve been sick since I came home, it all came back up, im now size 12 from all the vomiting
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she thinks breathing is carte blanche to eat like a pig… it’s no wonder she’s sick, the food has nowhere to go but up and out
Flying out from Dublin so they can “just be” on the journey there and backWonder who she is flying with from cork? Cos Ryanair don’t fly back on the 24th and Aer Lingus don’t fly out on the 14th… unless they’re trekking to Dublin
I got up at 5am
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She has no resilience. The minute her or Luke are ‘sick’ it’s straight to south doc or the hospital. Has she ever heard of resting, drinking fluids & getting on with her life? It’s beyond pathetic she is a stupid bitch
High powered, self employed business women, with loads of admin to do.
RestingB!*chFace
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Hasn't put on one single ounce of weight she says! 
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Some of her stories she made up to sell stuff have been crazy..
The moustache zapper and Tweet looked over as they were driving and told her how her lip hair was a lot less.
We will never forget jellygate..
The weighted blanket fights
The Christmas reheatable pr dinner Sonic cooked
and Burp doesn't eat Christmas dinner.Dealin yokes cufflinks to her consultant
The alpha wealth live
I got up at 5am
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This Facebook tall tale reminds me of the time all the spacers would be copying & pasting that Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t have the right to their holiday photos from Santa Ponsa 2005
WhoNow?
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You’d swear she was talking about escaping from a warzone the way shes carrying on with her “I didn’t want to give up” shite. Jesus, she doing a few stretches in a living room not at base camp one of Everest.She didn’t want to give up??? Give up?? Jesus does she actually ever listen back to her drivel and think wtf am I even on about. By the end of next week, she will have given up - the most senior doctor in the CUMH will have personally rang her to tell her it’s best if she just rests for the remainder of her pregnancy. Best for baby Sarah
Alright then
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If I didnt no her an someone showed me that pic I wud put her at 9 months pregnant
Madforreallife clown
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She always runs straight to doctor, straight off saying it’s tonsillitis, might be just sore throat, 
but then he’s not a healthy boy anyway so will catch any bug going, suits her fine to lie on couch anyway
No PT this week knew she wouldn’t stick it
but then he’s not a healthy boy anyway so will catch any bug going, suits her fine to lie on couch anywayNo PT this week knew she wouldn’t stick it
What's the crack?
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As I said i messaged so many times and she never opened. She's definitely making up about these messages that were sent accidentally. So sad Sarah. Get a lifeI’m sure Lorraine had a fab weekend Sarah, probably not dying of indigestion after horsing copious amounts of food. Did you have a good weekend seeing as you saw this message as soon as it was sent. Must have your face shoved into your insta all day
WhoNow?
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Does she ever shut the fuck up about her pride at doing basic things? the “I got loads done today”, I call that just living! Christ, imagine being proud that your day consisted of sorting shampoo bottles (although she never seems to wash her hair) in your instagram room/hovel, organising cushions and, making a smooooodie bowel/trough and buying your son a blinking football!! what a life
The captions thoughThe minute she opened her eyes this morning she said to Keeet about wanting a chicken on the bone, chips, peas and curry for dinner... WHO the fuck wakes up thinking about a big feed like that only Sarah The Beast Burke. Jesus wept. She needs some serious therapy for her food addiction..she's utterly obsessed
