Sarah Burke #70 Liar liar mince on fire,vomits all day but is gaining weight, Keith says she's his mate

[Taylor17]

She had a productive mornann cleanaan and now she's bate. Her notion of productive is scraping the arse of a barrel. Can't wait to see how bate teet is when baby arrives ( I hate when she says baby like the medical professionals do and not the baby) because she is going to be sitting on her hole for months after the birth

 

[What's the crack?]

She had a productive mornann cleanaan and now she's bate. Her notion of productive is scraping the arse of a barrel. Can't wait to see how bate teet is when baby arrives ( I hate when she says baby like the medical professionals do and not the baby) because she is going to be sitting on her hole for months after the birth

She'll definitely sleep when baby sleeps

 

[GW84]

She’s gas. According to google baby movement are felt between 17-24 weeks. Right on Q Sarah talks about baby movements. I reckon she googles what’s possible and then makes it up as she goes along. Being overweight can impact when you feel baby move. So again sarah is making it up as she goes along.

In fairness, at whatever made up gestation it is now, the baby still moves more than Burps

 

[cycleon]

So I take it with all her cleaning that lewk was sent to school

 

[Towhomitmayconcern]

In fairness, at whatever made up gestation it is now, the baby still moves more than Burps

Brilliant

 

[cycleon]

I agree but To be honest it’s not that straightforward, my partner had to go to Tusla previously as there was substance abuse and domestic violence in his child’s mothers house, the child was missing a lot of school, having nightmares, wetting the bed etc as a result and they didn’t do a whole lot to be honest. My partner ended up going to court to get help and that was a lengthy process. So I’m not sure if Brian is even trying but if he is then it’s very difficult for a dad to prove basically but it shouldn’t be.

TUSLA are the biggest waste of taxpayers money and should be thrown in the bleeping bin where they belong

 

[MollyMalone]

She'll definitely sleep when baby sleeps

Hope the child never closes an eye

 

[Skinner]

I'm not putting on any tan on today. I'm just putting instant tan on. That's still fcuken tan you thick. The dirt of the headband and the dirt of her.
Her productive cleaning morning is what others do before or after their full day in work . Lazy lump of lard.

 

[msster]

They are going on holidays the outfit choices for that will be interesting

 

[HawTea2.0]

They are going on holidays the outfit choices for that will be interesting

That’s me fucked, if she goes in four weeks that’s my wedding…..nothing will be done I’ll be glued to this car crash in hopes it is reminiscent of upmarket elevenerife though 4 weeks in Sarah time probably means they’re flying out in November

 

[Cork90]

She's recently started following a lot of wedding suppliers in Lanzarote... prob not getting the wedding BA/collabs she wanted so off she goes fishing for them in Lanza

 

[Jellybb]

Lol a productive morning and she’s bate from doing basic tit that EVERYONE does I wonder does she know that pregnancy isn’t a disability and some women even work up until 2 weeks beforehand I was in the middle of a curly blowdry when my waters broke ffs! Still waiting on my medal lol

 

[missiemoomoo]

They are going on holidays the outfit choices for that will be interesting

I cannot wait!

 

[Skinner]

Lol a productive morning and she’s bate from doing basic tit that EVERYONE does I wonder does she know that pregnancy isn’t a disability and some women even work up until 2 weeks beforehand I was in the middle of a curly blowdry when my waters broke ffs! Still waiting on my medal lol

I was in work the day I had my first. He was early.

 

[Crones884]

That brush shes using on her eyebrows has to be the mankiest thing ive seen

 

[Mred21]

Lol a productive morning and she’s bate from doing basic tit that EVERYONE does I wonder does she know that pregnancy isn’t a disability and some women even work up until 2 weeks beforehand I was in the middle of a curly blowdry when my waters broke ffs! Still waiting on my medal lol

Yep and does around a full time job and actually doing stuff with kids they may already have

 

[Fgiw]

That gut she calls a bump though 🫠

 

[What's the crack?]

That’s me fucked, if she goes in four weeks that’s my wedding…..nothing will be done I’ll be glued to this car crash in hopes it is reminiscent of upmarket elevenerife though 4 weeks in Sarah time probably means they’re flying out in November

Get your priorities straight now and postpone your wedding

 

[Quackers]

Noooooooo please say she’s not going to Lanza in four weeks

 

[work4aliving]

Well enough to go on hols after multiple hospital stays...she is a joke ...10 days without a drip or a scan ..how will she manage !

Ok I might sound totally crazy but they would hardly be getting married in lanzarote in the next few weeks ...all the pages she is following ! Beats Brian up the aisle ...she knows she won't lose the weight by Dec 2024 so she has the whole baby bump excuse if she does it now .. They will be married when the Scottish baby comes ! Although it would impact her lone parent so maybe not !