And she's bawling again lol
Sarah Burke #52 protractor for her lips, gilet won’t zip, back to just being, would you like a keyring
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Wiping the eyes constantly but not one tear not one.
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Kate McCann + Cuddle cat are back 
She is so scared of peoples sympathy drying up that she has to follow every sales pitch #ad with a crying story.
Passed… it’s P A S T (holy duck)
The lip is out and as will be as protruding as a vavavoom sleeve
I came on to say the same... you'd want to get into bed with them and cuddle them all nite... but im wondering where he is no mention of himShe should be cuddling poor little Luke instead of that stupid blood teddy thingpoor little fella has to compete with a bit of material…
Nah I need a break from her/ I lost my partner in an accident, and had to bury a person who I lived with and loved, and i didn’t act like this. No disrespect to anyone but duck OFF SARAH, and move the duck you absolute MELT
No mention of Keith either
Oh duck off Sarah 
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I actually couldn’t put my finger on what she reminded me of but that’s exactly it
brilliant Im very upset tonight. Hang on a minute and I'll get cuddles o connor and place him on my shoulder so you can see him on camera. 2 secs while I'll start recording in front of 50k people. Prancing around like cindy Crawford half hour ago selling dresses no wonder sges crying the hack of them. Keith's at work so she's reminding him not to even laugh on his break coz she's in mourning nearly a month now. The biggest fake woman ever.
The new Sarah routine:
Early evening: face full of makeup, smugly strutting around in hideous outfits eyefucking herself, sell sell sell!
Late evening: poor me *sniff*, feel sorry for me *sniff*, I know where my baby is *sniff*
Sarah you are a duplicitous cretin, we see through you.
Early evening: face full of makeup, smugly strutting around in hideous outfits eyefucking herself, sell sell sell!
Late evening: poor me *sniff*, feel sorry for me *sniff*, I know where my baby is *sniff*
Sarah you are a duplicitous cretin, we see through you.
She actually looks like a man there with the big ears and jaw line
She can't differentiate between passed and Past - I doubt she knows what duplicitous means!
She's a horrible witch - there that's more her vernacular!
If this is her definition of 'carrying it well' I wouldn't like to see the alternative
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(She's not an employee. You can't get "fired" from self employed. But as you say yourself it's "speculation" ie we've all gotten so bored now we've invented that SW have fired her. )
Told ye it was happening
Told ye it was happening
Is that a real photo of burps , omg if it is she's having a laugh. It's awful on her and she's huge I'm no oil painting myself but omg
Omg I thought a protractor was this.... and I was imagining her putting her lip liner on with thisThank you to @Gym+coffee for the winning thread. Had to amend a bit to fit.
Picture of the protractor for attention
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Always get mixed up with a protractor and compass
That would be a great reel to watch
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Having the feckn week from hell this week and been sat here catching up on the last few days, smile gradually getting bigger as I read through some of the comments-i swear some of ye should be writers for comedy gold-but when I read "broadband shoulders" I genuinely burst out laughing-to the delight of himself as I've been like a cut cat all week! Him "tattle?" Me "yip" Him "bodadoe girl?"
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