Sarah Burke #52 protractor for her lips, gilet won’t zip, back to just being, would you like a keyring

[Alucia]

Thank you to @Gym+coffee for the winning thread. Had to amend a bit to fit.

Picture of the protractor for attention

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I've said it before and I will say it again.. she is SO un professional with her collabs and swearing on her stories ahead of or straight after a Collab story, it's appalling! No wonder she gets the absolute dregs! It's just so bad! Shameful!

Edit to change a typo and to say I am horrifically potty mouthed but there's a time and a place

 

[N&NMOM]

She won’t qualify for the sick as she was self employed, she can apply for a payment called Supplementary Welfare Allowance if doc signs her out but fully means tested!!

 

[LucyLou43]

Lads, who are the visually challenged people asking her about her makeup??

That can't be actually happening!

 

[msster]

Have I missed the mid rise size 14 jeans that fits perfectly

 

[I got up at 5am]

Would she ever shut the duck up. Most of us lose loved ones and go back to our actual jobs a few days later. It’s the harsh reality of life. I can’t wait for her to admit she is gone from SW. there is no way she will make it as a full time hun. She doesn’t have 1 redeeming quality. Roll on the break up

 

[Spammy56]

Lads, who are the visually challenged people asking her about her makeup??

That can't be actually happening!

They should have asked her to switch the filter off first

 

[Mary Mary]

Lads, who are the visually challenged people asking her about her makeup??

That can't be actually happening!

No one is asking her… not one person! She sees here that people are laughing over her stupid over lined lips and she is just trying to let on that it’s good

 

[LegallyBlonde1]

Would she ever shut the duck up. Most of us lose loved ones and go back to our actual jobs a few days later. It’s the harsh reality of life. I can’t wait for her to admit she is gone from SW. there is no way she will make it as a full time hun. She doesn’t have 1 redeeming quality. Roll on the break up

She's building up to the big reveal "I found it so hard being back in Group this morning" "Instagram work is easier for me at the moment because I'm not physically in front of people"........oh bore off Pinocchio with your giant forehead

 

[Witch25]

It will be interesting to see what the guidelines are for the IVF funding that is coming in to Ireland next year. In England and Wales some trusts have additional criteria you have to pass such as:

“ICBs may have additional criteria you need to meet before you can have IVF on the NHS, such as:

• not having any children already, from both your current and any previous relationships
• being a healthy weight
• not smoking
• falling into a certain age range (for example, some ICBs only fund treatment for women under 35)”
• 
  Sarah and Keith won’t qualify if they bring in these conditions in Ireland.

 

[I got up at 5am]

She's building up to the big reveal "I found it so hard being back in Group this morning" "Instagram work is easier for me at the moment because I'm not physically in front of people"........oh bore off Pinocchio with your giant forehead

She will be ripping that it’s been revealed here first she’s so full of tit it’s hilarious

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

She's there with her greasy, lumpy face talking about the glow

 

[Sammyjo9]

She will be ripping that it’s been revealed here first she’s so full of tit it’s hilarious

I think shes actually relishing all this new found fame and attention and something tell s me something big is coming that she has a new big deal or brand to work for , shes too smug at the mo

 

[WhatTheDuck21]

Thank you to @Gym+coffee for the winning thread. Had to amend a bit to fit.

Picture of the protractor for attention
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by far the best description iv ever seen

 

[LucyLou43]

I think shes actually relishing all this new found fame and attention and something tell s me something big is coming that she has a new big deal or brand to work for , shes too smug at the mo

Well any brand that works with her won't be getting custom from me

 

[MaryQuiteContrary222]

She's there with her greasy, lumpy face talking about the glow

the glow… it’s literally water from the shower

 

[cycleon]

She won’t qualify for the sick as she was self employed, she can apply for a payment called Supplementary Welfare Allowance if doc signs her out but fully means tested!!

would she qualify based on stamps paid when she worked in the bookies? Hold she have paid stamp as self emploved?

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why does she keep saying she knows where her baby is? She’s doing my bleeping but more than ever? Is she trying to say people who have to have a d&c don’t know where their baby is? Ignorant bleep this d&c is like the PCOS surgery she refused to have cos she knows better but she must need this before she can try again? I’ve learned duck all from her cos I’m confused

 

[Beavana]

Hahahaha is she taking the piss out of us with that dress??? Or is th company taking the piss out of her by sending for her to wear??

 

[Drama queen]

tit that dress does nothing for her esp them shoulders she's so top heavy and the skinny(er) legs. Won't even touch on how short it is and the pattern she's manic did you have a bowl of speed for dinner Sarah?

 

[Fgiw]

My god 🫣🫣🫣