Jesus Christ theses dresses are the absolute pits 🫣 those puffy shoulders make her look like a quarterback
Sarah Burke #52 protractor for her lips, gilet won’t zip, back to just being, would you like a keyring
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Ah lads.... She has to be trolling us with that dress....
That first dress 
she looks like she should be in some gymnastics pose atop a horse in Fossett’s circus! 
she looks like she should be in some gymnastics pose atop a horse in Fossett’s circus! Sarah the obese candy cane
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Is she playing for Munster tonight with the shoulder pads 
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That is honestly desperate
she must be hard up for money if she is being seen by 50000+ in that get up Jesus she looks massive and flammable
She looks like a quarterback for an American football team in that first dress, what’s the deal are they shoulder pads or are those her actual broadband shoulders.
I was JUST about to say the same!!!
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Christ I thought the first dress was bad!That is honestly desperate
The second though might be the best laugh I've had this week! Is she actually blind.
First her boobs are too big for a round neck, second the dress is completely wrong for her shape and then there's the actual dress
Is it any wonder it's reduced!
Why is she saying she doesn't feel great in a dress they've sent her and probably paid for her to advertise. If the dress doesn't suit, return it. It's awful advertising!
I'm confused - they pick their own dresses I think! Sarah would have chosen them
I can't talk I'm a big woman but then again there is no way in the world I would be prancing around like that!!!
All her nights out!!!! She is dressed!???!! But she is mourning??? I am sooooo lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All her nights out!!!! She is dressed!???!! But she is mourning??? I am sooooo lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The jumper is see through 
She's almost the same same shape as Trisha now. The gunt on her 
Hanging out of the bra under the jumper. 4 tits and a gunt burke.
Hanging out of the bra under the jumper. 4 tits and a gunt burke.
I really don’t understand, I’m a size 18 in pants and I’m def not as big as her, she is def a lot wider than me and she has quite a big belly pouch which I don’t have so there is no way in hell she can fit into a 14.. she needs to start showing the tag to prove it otherwise she is 100% lying.
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