Lukey - some facts for your bed time reading
When you were born your daddy paid rent to live with Tina
On your 1st birthday your parents were split up
On your second birthday your parents were back together
On your third birthday your parents were engaged
On your fourth birthday your parents had broken up
On your fifth birthday you had a stepped up daddy moved in
Thatโs a lot of different birthday photo scenarios for a little boy
you live in a house your mother celebrated buying 3-4 years ago but it still saving for a mortgage on it ?
you used follow man United up to when you got a stepped up daddy
You donโt play GAA with your nearest club, instead you play with the club associated with your stepped up dad
your mother tried to get you diagnosed with:
Diabetes
Asthma
Appendix
And other ailments after many out of hours visits to the mercy and south doc
you will go to New York and spend time watching adults get drunk, telling you play with your switch or to watch TV
Iโm sure instead of a helicopter ride youโd prefer some attention from your mother
Your mother should be showering you most nights not your stepped up dad
in spite of how this reads, you are a beautiful kid & we all hope your mother gets help for your obvious but minor speech issue & shows you love. You are being used as a pawn against your Dad & I hope if you ever read this youโll know your worth.