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Sarah Burke #28 Burp needs a jeep, to go driving by Brian's for a creep
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Sorry I’ve been Mia I was driving it on and laffing so I couldn’t be a full time mad bastard on here. Look it’s me. I come down from Galway everyday on the 4 am bus and I’m at burps before 7 and I’m in her classes, I’m there when she shops, I help her do her tan, I stock up on salt for keeef, I shower Luke, I laffff and lafffff and am knotted all the time, I am the one who Makes the most complicated fruit salad in the world as I had to get a degree it’s that hard, it’s me!!! I’m the troll! Sarah I’m sorry! Don’t put me out the back with Mikey! I’m already on the bus! I need a maintenance blow dry and a Dorito chicken! You know I’m good to you. I pretend you stay on plan and I make you lafff don’t I?
And not everyone will agree with you or your homophobic fat head 47 year old boyfriend who is firing blanks but that’s life
If there was ever a quote to describe tweet it would be this.This thread is wild
Hows everyone feeling about the weigh in I’m sure she will be on for the chats later 
I'd say she having a bowl of movicol for breakfastHows everyone feeling about the weigh in I’m sure she will be on for the chats later
Ah stop id say she wouldn’t need it with all that fruit salad during the weekI'd say she having a bowl of movicol for breakfast
Word on the street, to kick start the new fertility journey page they’re bring out a clothing line and this is the first jumper on pre order 
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And scrubbing out the shite from underneath her nails - that’s bound to be another pound or twoI'd say she having a bowl of movicol for breakfast
No wonder she got her hair washed aswell 
Bank holiday weekend coming up, how long do we expect her to stay ‘on plan’ (according to herself but not actually on plan)
I’m gonna say she is gonna take a giant fruit salad tit just before weigh in and if she moves her head off the scales she will be down 4 stone!! Calling it now! The toilet will need 3 giant bottles of mr muscle and a decade of the rosary to get back to normality! Skid marks and scutters everywhere! Say a prayer for Sarah’s arse when she wipes cos it’s gonna be raw!!
If Ratz said yes to that question, she would narrow down the search for Sarah. If she's confronted anyone, it's surely only a handful of people. I don't believe she's confronted anyone
“salt and sugar look the same”, I’d say Saxa head Keith knows the difference
I could nearly tell who graywalls is at this stage she gives so much away about herselfGraywalls does seem to actually hate burps so it does seem more personal for them but they’ve not stopped posting, driving it onit’s like a telenovela I need a dramatic reveal Sarah live streaming showing up to houses in her new L plated up jeep with the basins of miwadi throwing tech wan dough shapes telling someone to hold her Dylan Oakes earrings and getting her sisters poor employees to put her hair in a bun
I know salt and sugar look the same (well I use salt flakes so in my house they don't) and I know one size doesn't fit all but realistically she should have lost at least 2lb, that's standard the first week you start a weight loss 'journey' .
The bottom line is she eats too much. She can drive it on until the cows come home but it's all in vain.
The bottom line is she eats too much. She can drive it on until the cows come home but it's all in vain.
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