Sorry I haven’t posted but I was working on some gift ideas for Mother’s Day & I have some codes for ye! Please know that these are only available to my followers here.
If the motherly figure in your life doesn’t have her own teeth, maybe she would like teeth whitening strips?
code : WhatACunt25
If the motherly figure in your life has not been ‘driving it on’ and has been eating all around her, the fat
bleep, how about a SW membership?
code: GainMoreThanATheWeightOfANewbornEachWeek99
If the motherly figure in your life has passed away, why not pay the local priest to mention her name at mass? Followed by A verse of ‘I don’t get to love You’
code
rayForTheOnesWhoAren’tHere88
If your mother abandoned you as a child, why not relive the trauma and take yourself to a haunted house for the day, on your own?
code:NobodyIsComingForYouJean25
If your mother ran off with the postman, how about an all for one voucher from An Post?
code: NotEvenThePostmanWouldRideHer77
if you were raised by your father as opposed to your mother, would you buy him some bodice from the local butchers for being a stepped up dad?
code
lentyOfSaxaOnItTooKid88
lastly, if you did not have a mother, are not a mother yourself or you simply hate your child and roll your eyes when he talks- would you consider going drinking for the day so that Saturday rolls into Monday?
code:HeinekenFartsAfterDrunkSex999