Sarah Burke #15 Made a Daddy of Keeff, she acted so smugly, karma paid her back with a baby Buckley!

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She has a sexual fetish for A and E, there is no way she was going to let Brian handle that one..they may aswell donate a bench to her at CUH and call it Burps bench cos they will be in for a long 13 years of her marching Luke up there.She is like ER on a sunday night...she brought the child to hospital and brought a drunken man home from a stag for that little cut ...god help us.
His brothers stag too was it??She is a demon,I wouldnt even tell my bf if something like that happened it's a graze I'd let him enjoy his night.She will try and drown herself in the bath the night of the wedding to get him back to the room early.
 
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100% correct.. thats exactly what went down id say.. rather than let his Dad take him she had them divert to her so she could 'save' the day and get Teeth home from the pub...

Burps bench
 
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I CAN'T COPE the dramatics out of this one (obvs glad Lukey is fine) but she had to drag KeetwiththeTurkeyteet home from the pub to go the hospital. NOW Lukey needs "plastic surgery" if she just said a bit of a stitch in CUH tomorrow of course it wouldn't sound as dramatic. How come with her self appointed medical degree was she not able to advise the staff in MUH how to stitch up his gash instead of going elsewhere tomorrow ?

I wish the childs Dad would grow a pair of balls and stop this one manipulating him and calling the shots. She's really punishing him for dumping her, its pathetic.


Anyway, looking forward to more dramatics tomorrow. Burp is the gift that just keeps on giving
 
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No a bodadoe patch on the grounds of the hospital would be more fitting
 
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She coukdnt care less about luke only delighted Keith's home... Someone might run off with him
It’s possible she feeds Luke bodadoes via IV during the night.
Stop
 
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Are we expected to believe that she is going to sit up watching the child for the night? She is some fool.
 
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The fucking dramatic s out of this one and she's loving it sad bitch
I bet she's one of these who checks in to A&E on fb and waits for the are "u ok hun"
He has a cut on his eye he didn't loose give me strength
 
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Plastic surgery seems a bit extreme, there’s a lot of reliance these days on glue and strips when a stitch can do a perfect job. Obviously stitches can leave very small scars but tidies up gashes perfectly. Hospitals just don’t want the trouble of taking out the stitches anymore
 
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Girls, ye are on fire tonight, I’m in stitches reading
 
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She is seeing the plastics team who will decide if it needs an anaesthetic to fix it up or not to have minimal scarring. Will most likely be a local anaesthetic. They won't want to put a child under general for a gash like that.
 
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Luke will get a diagnosis of PCOS when he is getting checked out. Maybe some endometriosis thrown in for good measure. Sarah has done her research. This won’t end at a cut eyebrow. Poor kid
 
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I watched back the stories n I genuinely can't even see how it goes, the part where they get home n she says OK no ye work away i just need to tell Instagram everything that's happened ... Wtf like... Are these people ok
 
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Sorry for Luke but also sorry for me .. just seen her pic of them sticking out their tongues aaaaaand I never know a tongue could have acne ?? Looks like it can tho
 
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Keith "are we allowed sweetner" and he probably rattling from the bag

My favourite part of the story was where she said Keith came home early from the stag...then eye rolled and said "you would be sick from them" I thought she was going to say something happened to him aswell

And shes finishing it all off tonight saying shes deeliggghhted that she dodged the chippers of cork today..she always brings it back to her own gut...why isnt she upstairs watching the child as he sleeps

She will be like a politician on election day tomorrow she will demand a recount on the cysts!

This girl has given me some entertainment tonight I wont lie...in the style of Julie Twins n Me...ah naw gone GONE!!
 
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She's more concerned about her day to herself being ruined.......no lying around like a beached whale in her underwear, stuffing her roundy face on the sly with anything she can find, while gazing adoringly at her flawless skin in a magic mirror
 
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