Sarah Burke #114 Sarah 'The Cuckoo' Burke moving from nest to nest in her shiny overpriced shapewear vest

[WhoNow?]

Why would she repost that shower video?! It was horrific the first time and it still is. How mental must she have looked holding the bottles of shampoo under the streams of water (from the public, quick rinse area ) and holding her phone filming at least she had a swimsuit on in this shower video, unlike the most recent one 🫣

 

[Frilly Milly]

did she mean they are staying on for 10 days after everyone is gone essentially meaning they will be away for 20 days?

I don't think they're staying 10 days after the wedding. More than likely staying 10 days in total.

 

[WhoNow?]

did she mean they are staying on for 10 days after everyone is gone essentially meaning they will be away for 20 days?

You have to remember that Sayyrahh speaks a new, hybrid language called Burpish. Very few people in the general population understand it. It’s a mixture of madeup words, for example, “azip”, sounds such as burping and high pitched screams like we hear in her rendition of, “aayyyevry bodies CLAPPING”. Yes, she does suggest she is away for a total of 20 days but in Burpish this is a lie really means about a week.

 

[KerryLady]

They all seem to have plenty money with numerous holidays and now the wedding of the year ahead. Burke and Tweety Keith. It's kinda bizarre that they ain't going to do wedding bits beforehand surely you would make at least one trip out to sort everything. I presume the wedding will go ahead but doubt it will last very long. Sarah should just marry her phone at this stage. What's with the jeans jibberish surely they would be hanging off her by now after 2 stone loss that a massive amount for anyone

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I had a dream last night that my thread suggestion was picked.

I'm reading on here way too often...

 

[Drama queen]

I'd say Isabella will do one of the prayers of the faithful. Oh, maybe it's not a church wedding, maybe just one of the speeches.

Skipping down the aisle singing I get to love you with a little basket filled with baby bell cheese instead of flowers so her mum can find her way to the alter

 

[I got up at 5am]

They should get married in the registry office in town & have a meal & some drinks after. There is nothing wrong with that, in fact it can be a brilliant day. I went to one & the craic was flowing all day. It’s clear they don’t have the money & for someone who never shuts up about the wedding there is no excitement there

 

[jojoiseeya]

I don't think they're staying 10 days after the wedding. More than likely staying 10 days in total.

Boat… she’s making it sound like once the wedding is over they have 10 more days just be be the BurkeBuckleyoconnors surely she won’t keep Lewk Buckley out of school that long. Or will she ship him back to cark with Jelly or Sonic so the O’Connor part of the Burkebuckleyoconnors can just be Mammy Daddy and belly O’Connor and poor Lewk Buckley sent on his way.

 

[shiv6482]

Anyone following the Jay Slater story in Tenerife - saw this comment on X. Wonder is Orla a Tattler

 

[Skinner]

How do they not have the money though. He's on good wages, they're not saving for a mortgage, have been living rent free or on HAPP, don't spend on activities for the boy child. She's milking the social. I wonder include her #collabs cause they're worth f all. She needs to stay out of the butchers, she'll be loaded.

 

[Addd]

They should get married in the registry office in town & have a meal & some drinks after. There is nothing wrong with that, in fact it can be a brilliant day. I went to one & the craic was flowing all day. It’s clear they don’t have the money & for someone who never shuts up about the wedding there is no excitement there

I know someone who did something similar to this last year, had really nice food ordered back to their apartment afterwards, few drinks and music, it was actually brilliant craic and no pressure at all. You’d respect her more if she did something simply like that. Nothing is cringier then someone who hasn’t a pot to piss in trying to keep a false pretence for appearances

 

[Stacey10]

did she mean they are staying on for 10 days after everyone is gone essentially meaning they will be away for 20 days?

Yes, Burp mentioned before that they would be gone for nearly 3 weeks. It was at the time she said they had 98 people confirmed for the forrin wedding.


EDIT - found the clip

 

[Dusty2020]

How do they not have the money though. He's on good wages, they're not saving for a mortgage, have been living rent free or on HAPP, don't spend on activities for the boy child. She's milking the social. I wonder include her #collabs cause they're worth f all. She needs to stay out of the butchers, she'll be loaded.

By the sounds of things paddy powers gets the most of his money

 

[Jellybb]

Yes, Burp mentioned before that they would be gone for nearly 3 weeks. It was at the time she said they had 98 people confirmed for the forrin wedding.

I bet 60 will go and most of the numbers will be coming from his side.

 

[I got up at 5am]

I know someone who did something similar to this last year, had really nice food ordered back to their apartment afterwards, few drinks and music, it was actually brilliant craic and no pressure at all. You’d respect her more if she did something simply like that. Nothing is cringier then someone who hasn’t a pot to piss in trying to keep a false pretence for appearances

It’s really chilled vibes & all about the few people who are there. This keeping up with the gram shite would wither you. What’s the point? She’s never going to grow anymore than she has on insta at this point

 

[HawTea2.0]

Yes, Burp mentioned before that they would be gone for nearly 3 weeks. It was at the time she said they had 98 people confirmed for the forrin wedding.


EDIT - found the clip

You’re the bleeping FBI with your receipts it’s brilliant

 

[gecko]

So she’s going on a 3 week holiday to Lanza and getting married in the middle somewhere. Also I presume Lewk will be in a new Ballyphehane school by then and surely could do with being there instead of 3 weeks in Lanza.

 

[Addd]

It’s really chilled vibes & all about the few people who are there. This keeping up with the gram shite would wither you. What’s the point? She’s never going to grow anymore than she has on insta at this point

100%. Her instagram days are done, she doesn’t even get clabs anymore, it’s all for attention and trying to make out she’s something she’s not. She doesn’t even sound excited about it herself.

 

[nothanks91]

So she expects people to pay for a ‘forin’ wedding and hen. For her second wedding. Why does she expect people to pay so much to attend her second wedding.

what does she need to ‘sort out’ over in Lanza for a full week?

 

[lizaon35]

I had a dream last night that my thread suggestion was picked.

I'm reading on here way too often...

I am dead. Weak