Sarah Burke #111 Renew me this renew me that, I moved to the south side to a little granny flat.

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That video of her doing her hair, she’s like a cross between a bloody swamp creature and gypsy rose lee shes beeeeudeefull, teeeets one lucky man
She should get a wind machine. Like Beyonce has on stage. Show off her lovely new extensions no end.
 
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She eats like a 60 year old plumber called Maurice. I'm starting to rethink, maybe Tina and Kairan did kick her out. The state and stench of the toilet after her alone would drive anyone over the edge
 
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She eats like a 60 year old plumber called Maurice. I'm starting to rethink, maybe Tina and Kairan did kick her out. The state and stench of the toilet after her alone would drive anyone over the edge
Why did she have to stuff the crust with cheese like this is how she lost all the weight on SW …she limited her “healthy a” (dairy allowance) to one serving per day. We’re now looking at her with what.. 296IVXI servings a day. It’s like an addiction
 
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She eats like a 60 year old plumber called Maurice. I'm starting to rethink, maybe Tina and Kairan did kick her out. The state and stench of the toilet after her alone would drive anyone over the edge
60 year old plumber called Maurice. Fuck sake

She probably blocked up Sonic and Keyring's entire sewage system. Left behind a fatberg the size of Mitchelstown*

*My pathetic attempt at a cheese reference
 
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All she has to do is look at a dish and she can recreate it Alright there Gordon Burpsey. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, there’s a serious WANT in our Sayyrrahhh
 
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Was just going to say she's probably keeping the poor woman on life support so she has a roof over her head
 
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Wasn't 296IVXI the tattoo quiche got
 
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Ye are flying through the threads. I've been away and off social media.
Have some catching up to do

Love the title.
And which personality do we have the pleasure of this evening? 1,2 or 3? Would you like to pop on the side thread for a chat? Or are you too shy lately?
 
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Why does it sound like Darth Vadar is in her fecking living room

So no antibiotics for burps, just inhalers = viral. Did ya tell your doctor you vape, ya ape
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I just clicked into a few random threads and hit most liked and there it was
Are you actually @Crones884 2nd account
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Lads going through the old threads and searching by most likes brings up some gems. Case and point below
She's like a giant candy cane
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Ffs I took a xanax to have an early night..


God dammit
Now I know why we are at 4 pages already
 
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She should get a wind machine. Like Beyonce has on stage. Show off her lovely new extensions no end.
That’s probably what it’s like for teeeet sleeping next to her at night, his very own wind machine from all the pizzas and cans of monster she gorges on
 
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60 year old plumber called Maurice. Fuck sake

She probably blocked up Sonic and Keyring's entire sewage system. Left behind a fatberg the size of Mitchelstown*

*My pathetic attempt at a cheese reference
Maurice was very specific alright
 
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It's mad isn't it , her eating is un-human at this stage. I don't know about ye ladies but if I have a chest infection the last thing I feel like doing is cooking and then eating that amount of fatty food.
I know I’m sick with a chest infection over a week now and didn’t eat for 4 days cause I wasn’t in the humour. She’s no more sick than the man on the moon. There’s something about her that just gets under my skin I wanna hit her with her meticulous dented suv and match the other side
 
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Throw a fatberg at her
 
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