Sarah Burke #108 Slip of the nip, flash of the flap and just like that Sarah’s in a granny flat

[HawTea2.0]

Yea she was doing some serious cosying up to the Granny in the few weeks before they moved, she mentioned her loads. Shes been very quiet all weekend and no sign of her this morning. Wonder is she out doing her couch to 5k

She’s a viper, like those young lads that cosy up to old women on deaths door to get in the will…..she’ll have the Nannie’s house maybe for now but not once she passes on, the kids and grandkids will come for their share and burps will have no one to fall back on, keet will run with belly long legs carrying him

 

[Oh June]

Gina needs to get fired. What is up with the marks on her neck.

Sarah needs to put money into laser hair removal. Her face is fecked from shaving.

I am getting it done currently and find it brilliant, and my skin has improved so much since getting it done as I am not shaving it as much.

 

[gecko]

She is absolutely deluded. My skin is really good anyway.

 

[MollyMalone]

Ah I needed a laugh this morning and as usual Sarah delivers

She has great skin she tells us cos she looks after it (by eating mince and spuds, drinking no water and growing a fine moustache for herself) people always compliment her on it

Suuurrrrre they do hun

 

[Rozziedepoar]

The lump crosses the city for coffee, mince and treatments before and now complaining about the school run because she has to get up early, god love her ungrateful munt

 

[Wexy123]

The big vape beside her in the new video of her dancing (causing an earthquake) with Belly. Is she a full time vaper now, does it keep her away from the bodadoes

 

[sunnygirl085]

So she is saying she NEEDS extensions for her hair to hold a style ? Not great advertisement for Voduz products and hair tools she uses and swears by!

 

[We were on a break]

Her skin is glowing is she taking the piss anyways all I could focus on was that tash.

 

[Give me Strength]

Her skin is glowing

 

[RestingB!*chFace]

Absolutely glowing! How she leaves the house with a tash like that

 

[#transparency]

The big vape beside her in the new video of her dancing (causing an earthquake) with Belly. Is she a full time vaper now, does it keep her away from the bodadoes

Clown taking up vaping in her thirties to get to the smoking area as it's not helping to keep her away from the bodadoes.

 

[Cantstopreading]

So the wedding dress is fitted you'd think the wedding was next month.....is it September or October? Bit early for everyone getting fittings.....I'm sure there will be a lot of nuggies consumed before the BIG day

 

[influnzerhun]

The stubble on her

 

[Give me Strength]

Why is she “loosing” all this weight if she bought her wedding dress in a size 18??

 

[Wexy123]

Why is she “loosing” all this weight if she bought her wedding dress in a size 18??

I think she's on about the dress for the wedding she's going to this weekend. She bought an 18 but should have bought a 16 (as usual) but the only alteration it needs is the cuffs on the sleeves make it make sense

 

[Malone]

Why is she “loosing” all this weight if she bought her wedding dress in a size 18??

I thought she was talking about her dress for the wedding this weekend ? Got an 18 way too big but it’s grand except for the sleeves

 

[influnzerhun]

Why is she “loosing” all this weight if she bought her wedding dress in a size 18??

And the sleeves probably would of been the same in the 16 if they are flowy

 

[Teacherbeacher123]

Needed a good laugh this morning thank you burpblob face. You’re glowing alright you utter delusional lazy nasty swine. Get over yourself and your wedding to that thick prick. Get a life and a bleeping job

 

[anotherkerrywan]

Needed a good laugh this morning thank you burpblob face. You’re glowing alright you utter delusional lazy nasty swine. Get over yourself and your wedding to that thick prick. Get a life and a bleeping job

10000% she is such a sad wanna be influencer.

 

[lizaon35]

If I hear I bought an 18 but should have got a 16 once more I’m going to scream. Ffs change the script your an 18 nothing wrong with it, in fact no one cares or needs to know what bloody size you are ffs. She is a total head melt