Sarah Burke #103 The couch potatoes with teeter couch and flabby clancy

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Is that a sneel peek of the type of dress she will wear? Loads of collar bone on show.
She'd actually have to be able to find her collar bone first......they seem to have run off with the 683 cysts and the shower gel
 
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She’s one ugly bastard hod love her
 
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I forgot the veil to finish off the designer wedding sausage suit
 
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I’m actually surprised this lazy sow hasn’t gone and readopted this beaudifool hairstyle á la Lanza 1998. Sure she could get a full 6 months outa this without washing her greasy mane
 

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She’s one ugly bastard hod love her
That’s what he said said “she looks like a bean bag on legs” “what’s with the granny sandles” - had to explain beddy sandles then and said “even when she was skinny she had a haunting face with the schnoze” after he looked at the creepy black and white video of her “playing” with belly with her serial killer eyes at the camera and I told him about the breast off the bone pic he said it was too much he couldn’t take anymore
 
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I know lots of people have kids before being married these days but is it not usual to include pictures of the kids on the invite??!! They are so tacky it’s not even funny
 
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Still catching up from the last thread but just wanted to say, Rose West is actually more attractive than Burps

The fucking hack of those glasses on her. She doesn't have the looks to pull off that look..... What am I saying... She doesn't have the looks to pull off any look

 
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I'd say the Belly image on the invite is correct. Sayyyrahhhh will pop Belly in the walker and have a flower girl dress made to fit over the walkers. Like grannies used to have the dolls over the toilet rolls.
Then she can get Belly to throw petals/bodadoes up the aisle for Sayyyrahhhh to follow
 
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A bean bag on legs
 
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