Sam Faiers #18 Claims to be protecting kids, Pimps hers out to earn those quids

[charlied0106]

Is ferne’s show coming back? I haven’t seen or heard about her for a long time, has she finally realised she’s an idiot and no one is interested!?

That's the dream

 

[itsmelilly]

Something about these ‘work trips’ to America doesn’t add up, anyone else think she’s smuggling drugs

 

[Savewaterdrinkgin]

Someone on fbook tried to rope me into the Avon and Herbalife world once, I asked them where I’d find customers that would give me an apparent £500 a week income. Their reply was ‘people you know’. I firmly told them no one I know would buy that shit, I was sadly blocked.

 

[orangehead]

I still find it hilarious that he‘s referred to as BBP on here

I bet sue and billie read Sam’s thread and have to stop themselves calling him BBP in front of Sam

 

[Pinkpea]

Does anyone else think its weird AF that Sams sells a satchel of collagen powder.... Its had her selling her house, moving to America, becoming a millionaire uprooting her family for it, distances herself from family, friends etc and yeah.... This wee satchel of powder done all that you can litterly buy them on amazon & poundland but hers has been life changing?? This is weird AF & deff a cover up for something

 

[Gossipgirl79]

The photo with BBP on her stories actually makes me so sad for her. She just wants his attention and he refuses to give it to her. But then I think she must KNOW what everyone says about them so why post that!!

 

[Jackie Brown]

Looking at how she positions the towels, Sam will say that the one at the top (that's slightly hidden) is an 'F' , she will never be a Knightley.

What an awful existence. Having to drop not so subtle hints in the hopes that some bozo who you had 3 kids with will deign to propose to you. Never gonna happen.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Now she's got that chris appleton(?) bloke suckin' on her sachets she thinks she's an honourary Kardashian

 

[orangehead]

In one of the recent podcasts, both Sam and Billie talk about Greg and Paul going to their offices and that Greg’s is in central London?? Didn’t realise either of them had a job ?

Greg is an awfah, he’s written many books and definitely needs an office.

 

[Eirawen]

Sam is morphing into a drag queen

 

[GalGal]

Hi Sam,
Remember when big Paul snogged his mum Gaynor on tv? Remember when he criticised the way you drained pasta when you were heavily pregnant and ordered you to make beans on toast when you were breastfeeding? Do you ever feel upset that Billie had a big Maldives wedding and you’re still unmarried after a decade and three children with your partner?

 

[jafoolay]

I am late. Can someone please give me a run down on what Paul does for a living apart from fancying his mum

 

[Jennytea]

Nothing makes sense about BBP

How can this be your job but you, your wife and kids are forever flying commercial?! Sounds like the typical business trip excuse for men who are cheating and are on a dirty weekend away with the mistress

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Nahhhh this makes me feel ill everytime

 

[N-NewGirl]

£232 on a food shop

 

[gloriouscheesecake]

Is Rosie now the favourite as she's getting work? Never seen her praise her so much

Roise actually has a personality until BP. He's too much like his daddy, which is partly sams fault for allowing so much shit!

 

[asumgal]

Sam the gymnast.
Sam the medic (curer of chron’s disease and baby excema plus a collagen expert).
Sam the travel advisor.
Sam the fountain of knowledge for all things child protection related.

Are there any limits to this one’s talents.

Don't forget Sam the photographer.......

 

[RubyTuesday39]

So Sam’s cooked and now is going to clear up as well. Get that useless lump of a boyfriend to do that. No wonder he won’t bother marrying her, she waits on him hand and foot anyway

 

[orangehead]

Didn’t she pluck her eyelashes to make wishes when her dad was sent down?
Perhaps she’s just putting up with everything to hang on in there rather than have her children grow up without their dad being around full time.
If that’s the basis of their relationship then it’s not much of a role model for her kids and it must sacrifice her happiness too - if that’s the case, she’s being taken for granted and needs to do something about it. But it’s their relationship and we will never really know.

That’s what she’s said before, no matter what she would never leave the father of her children because of what growing up without her father did to her. That’s why he knows he can do anything, or not do it, and she won’t leave.
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Mark will divorce Michelle, marry Lauren and have triplets within a year and Sam will finally see the light and ditch BBP. Joey Essex will come out.

It’s funny that she had other serious or semi serious relationships before BBP with men that were somewhat good to her. It’s not like she was with Paul from age 16, took their relationship to be normality and thought all men snog their mums, criticise the way she drains pasta and demand beans on toast when she’s nursing a child. She had something to benchmark it against. It makes it even more bizarre that she doesn't leave or give him an ultimatum.

If mark and Lauren get back together itv had better give them their own tv show or I’ll never watch again

 

[Ro98]

How can anyone buy products from someone who fills their face with so much shite?

 

[WeefBellington]

Did she not assault Joey?

She did.. and she said to Billie and ferne ‘everyone gives the bf a little slap when they deserve it’.. they don’t you dickhead..