Sam Faiers #18 Claims to be protecting kids, Pimps hers out to earn those quids

[Jennytea]

I think it was about four to six months before she fell pregnant. In the baby and mummy diaries Sam and her whole family are convinced he’ll propose shortly after the first baby.

You do not know anyone after 6 months lol I don’t care what anyone says!

Also says online her and Joey only split up Sept 2014!? and she had baby Paul end of 2015!…. She must of moved on quick

 

[GalGal]

Sam turns 33 tomorrow, will she finally get the ring?

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

When they kiss it’s just so fake. He comes across like he really can’t stand her. He’s definitely in it for the money and the work free lifestyle that comes with it. BBP is only interested in himself and BP

So true. It’s always her planting a kiss on him, never the other way round. And he always just looks mildly irritated

 

[GalGal]

I get such an off vibe from sainted firstborn Baby Pol. I’d love him to prove us wrong and become a respectful, educated, upstanding member of society but with those two dollops for parents he doesn’t really stand a chance ‍

He’ll be just like his dad I fear.

 

[bubblebuttt4]

Was there not an episode when Sam was preparing for baby Paul’s birth and she had a baby grow with little wings on the back and he said there is no chance my baby is wearing that. Her face was so down trodden and I can’t believe she’s still with him all these years later

 

[Bec_123]

She has a problem with chemicals in everything, vaccines being dangerous, Chem trails in the sky yet happily shoves coke up her nose

Remember the video that was swiftly deleted? Think it was Fernes garden party a few year back with sax man. Sam's jaw was in a whole other post code

 

[PurpleBananas22]

I’ve just watched her ‘education’ video on her collagen page. she’s now re-branded herself as Samantha (no more our manf). I’ve never seen someone so awkward in front of the camera. She uses too many big words that she can’t pronounce properly and She’s desperately trying to remember what to say next (or reading it) so comes across with zero credibility.
There’s a few comments about her having a face of filler and Botox but I expect they’ll get deleted pretty quickly!

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Get all your mates and their kids together and rent a swanky mansion for a few days.Relatable Sam strikes again

 

[Joannabloggs]

Why is she fasting ??? 16 hrs and counting

Ramadan?
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The way Sam has changed how she talks to try and come across as posh and now going as ‘Samantha’ here’s a quick clip of new Sam and a clip of the real Sam #IAintBinFacesss

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Towie first 3 seasons were so fucking good

 

[Joannabloggs]

Why is he only interested in BP when he has three kids?

He has severe daddy issues. Through BB
P he gets to re reate the childhood of a loving father son relationship that he never had.

I also think that after BP, he didn't want anymore children. Sam only gave him more cos she thought she'd get a ring

 

[GalGal]

Can we safely say no Mother’s Day proposal? Imagine if he ever did propose, what would happen to this thread? Would it have to close down?

 

[Officedoor123]

Sam the breast feeder!

 

[orangehead]

Pretty sure Paul couldnt do it

He knows b for beans and baby Paul, m for mummy, p for pocket money and s for sofa, so he’s still got a way to go until he knows the whole alphabet

 

[thatinstalife22]

Can’t get over what she’s done to her face!! How does she have a skin brand when she’s pumped to the max of crap

Literally just came here to say the same. She is starting to look like the bride of wilderstein- seriously.

 

[GalGal]

Wonder if she did get her tea and biscuits this morning in bed off BBP

I’d be amazed if he knew how to make a cup of tea.

 

[Telly Fanatic]

Wow, well
- nice family
- gives compliments
- makes the tea
- ambitious and driven
- spoils her
- spends time as a family group
That aged well, Sam!

Won't marry her

 

[Joannabloggs]

I'd have cooked him a roast with a generous serving of rat poison, cheeky bastard

 

[Carlisle89]

The podcast this week: Sam's first day back at home from Dubai, jet-lagged and exhausted. She makes spag bol for tea, but Paul asks her why she can't cook a roast. What an absolute c*nt.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

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Meaning my booking is more important than other people’s!

So entitled. Can’t her ‘PA’ sort it out?

 

[rhobh17]

Leap year in 5 days, which means 5 days til our manf gets down on one knee and finally becomes the fiancée she’s always wanted to be! Bet BBP can’t wait