Sallie Axl #55 Ghislane Axl ✌ it's a Vibe. Old crabstick Val and her teenage tribe...

[QueenBarb2]

I totally missed how she broke it. What happened to it?

Apparently she was on her kids hover board but I think it’s more likely she’s been jumped again by someone she owes money too

Remember when she was glassed in her eye at a lockdown yardy party which left that scar over her brow

 

[RattyBumBum]

SALS LIFES A MESS BC SHE LICKED A FROG, STILL DOESNT HAVE CUSTODY OF HER KIDS OR HER DOG.

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[Anna Delvey]

I think the camel from Egypt paid this frog off to get back at Sal

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

I don't understand who she thinks should be paying her maintenance? She doesn't have her kids.

 

[Fat-tits]

In agony but still managed to go have her hair and lips done, go shopping, go for walks and lunch with Vegas, enabler and sugar daddy

 

[scottisharmy]

OMG!! THE LIPS!! ITS A PURE PROLAPSE ON HER FACE WTAF HAS SHE DONE HOW CAN ANYONE WALK ABOUT WITH THEM THEY MUST BE OUT THERE BOX TO HAVE THEM LIKE THAT

 

[Cantbebotheredtomove]

The irony of publicly thanking her mum for helping her with the kids while she has a broken wrist

 

[kathynates123]

I was nearly crying laughing last night describing to someone the week she went on her mad fitness buzz and used to leave the phone on the ground and film herself legging it up some steps in a forest and one day tripped and made the biggest deal about it limping complaining talking in hoarse baby voice
Then fell off a camel and “nearly died”
She doesn’t half exaggerate does she?

 

[Queenie Pop]

Anyone else feel she’s finally pissed off the enabler??
She hasn’t pretended to be with her kids yet? Theres been no show of Christmas presents being opened, except for her Ali express prada stinkers she bought herself.
no lunches out and she’s clearly still on the drugs

 

[Keera]

How long until Ghislaine does a dirty delete

it blows my mind she is 36 years of age and posting this shit

 

[Fat-tits]

Fucking hell how can they think they can get away with that

 

[here for the laughs]

Saw this on Facebook today …. Wonder if it’s her new business

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

Actual footage of Val in hospital with her 'broken in 8 places' arm. "It'll be like trying to glue a breadstick back together after it's been in a blender"

 

[Salsausagelips]

This is deffo how it’s gone down:

Frog hired by Egyptian Camel to finish Axl off after the drama she brought to that Camel and it’s family on her Nile Cruise

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Frog followed her to ColdPlay @ Wembley and spat small deposits of frog juice in her drinks all night whilst successfully becoming part of the “girl gang”

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Frog then started on working closer to home and ended up helping Lisa to look after Sallies kids on weekends, no one suspected that it was about to start off a cunning plan months later which started with pushing Axl off a hover board and reporting her car for no insurance

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I think happy healthy club has a voodoo doll

 

[Staple]

I’m sure they won’t be £980 on (S)AliExpress

 

[Weezaweeza]

Ha! Wasn’t ‘hate the UK get me out of here’ or similar, on the Val bingo??

 

[Moo9595]

Sals nicked that x Ray off the internet…. Love a reverse image search ….. busted

IM CHOKING AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAQH

 

[Riareal]

When it’s boiled down to not having anyone else to blame as all options have been exhausted a poor little froggy is now the reason for the shitshow that is her life. Never seen such levels of immaturity and lack of awareness.

 

[Fat-tits]

Oh I just can't with her anymore 🫠🫠
Lies about her wrist so she can't take her kids on holiday (won't they be at school?), and now she's going to cancel their passports?! they don't even live with her Hahhahaha she's off her head on frog juice

 

[Elle__Dee]

I feel like this is all for somebody’s benefit, or she’s trying to avoid or hide from something. She is utterly insane.