Sallie Axl #52 Vegas had a better birthday than Val

[satwithabrew]

Fancy returning home and playing in the mirror looking at herself, it’s so sad

 

[Lovethesun]

What in the student accommodation is that place??

What even is that flat . Sure are living your best life val . We all want to be you . Whaaaaaaayyyyyyy

 

[IamMyaJ]

Her stomach gives me the ick

 

[Cilla Slack]

She’s such a basic bitch
Do they even have Marksies in Tuebrook?
And does anyone care where she shops? Fucking bore.

She must have been at the Liverpool Shopping Park on Edge Lane. I can just imagine all the side-eyes she's been getting, lol.

 

[bellasofia85]

You haven’t got any mates val

Ew coked up bint

 

[Chi4]

What an absolute state , pure mutton dressed as lamb aye Sal. She looks so old without the filter Ali express best punter !

 

[Cilla Slack]

Imagine that's why she went over, to film stuff

What was in her lost/stolen bag that stops her from going home?

Apparently she's "sorted" her lost bag now.

 

[here for the laughs]

I wonder if this is her ‘business’ …. The next khloe khan perhaps?

 

[allinadayzz]

1. Infrequently and only when she can be bothered/isn't on a job etc

2.Lisa the Enabler or their dads.

3. Escorting/amateur porn/the government (potentially she's also a coppers narck) and from her ex friends who she borrows off and doesn't pay back.

What a woman eh she should be so proud of herself ! What normal single mother would get to fly off here there and everywhere when they feel like! It’s not heard of! Because we have responsibilities! I would feel so guilty doing what she does not seeing my kids she’s basically a part time mom isn’t she! She’s embarrassing but she’s not even arsed is she my mom would tell me we’re to go if I told her Iv booked another get away she would put me right in my place !!

 

[sjp99]

No wtf has she got on

 

[Cilla Slack]

Just looked them up and there’s our Val on the grid , 8th April

Oh wait , keep scrolling, she’s all over their posts

That'll be her mate Lynsey Moss, she's got Dolls House at the Secret Warehouse. I think the other girl had Doll Face, or something.

 

[Retro80s]

She’s like a 6 year old, I want to be a vet, no a teacher, a doctor, a gardener. Just flits from one thing to the next constantly, and genuinely believes she will succeed in everything. I would’ve thought you’d at least need to be able to spell to write a book, but clearly not!

She’s definitely got ADHD and is a total narcissist

She could do a lift the flap book… “Where’s mum?”

Lift up rich old man’s ball bag - not there

Lift up bum hole of 18 year old model - not there

Lift up bag of cocaine - there she is, I found mum

Omg hahaaaaaa

 

[Madaboutdeltics]

What an absolute fucking fruit loop. The “pleaaase” at the end, fucking hellllll she’s a pill away from committing a mass murder in a Dubai shopping mall

Made me laugh so much

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

There’s one on Queens Drive opposite the Jolly

To be fair I don’t even know where that is I’m just being a cow cos it’s Sal

 

[allinadayzz]

Why is she sooooo quiet !!! Come down or being cum on ???

 

[InfluenzaLyfe]

What’s she buying all that food for? I thought she was going to Ibiza this weekend to see her mate Marco carola

 

[laughing]

On a job!

 

[Its_Me]

Has she got a kids size jacket on again (the red thing)

 

[Chi4]

Bet he saw the real Sal ( unfiltered ) and did a runner

( bit behind with my post )

 

[FruityTooty]

She wouldn't know a rave even if Charnock Richard Services uprooted in a Wizard of Oz type storm and hit her in her fugly face.

Pure gold right there.