Sallie Axl #47 Tuebrook Trotter and the tale of the 12 holidays

[Camelandchicken1]

thank you, that did NOT disappoint

 

[BirkenheadTranny]

She clearly went on that holiday with the intention of bumming her way around and when she couldn't pay the money for the camel ride cos she's brassic, the camel's launched her off and left her in the middle of the desert stinking of burning plastic. No such thing as a free ride sal (no pun intended)

 

[Platformcrocs]

Why the fuck is KHM tagging some bird in the comments also note the "wow beautiful face" guy... State of his fucking bio

 

[IamMyaJ]

I'm fucking done

CALL THE FUCKING CREM I CANT BREATHE

 

[Stripper Vicar]

I fixed it for you hun

 

[PianaInPyjamas]

Is this what they wear in Talum these days?. Sal we are so excited for the 22nd and the amazing clothing range you will bring out

That bra is from a matching set from primark, it was 5 pounds, miss big bucks. I know because i have the same lol. She must have rotted through the knickers already and had to throw them out.

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

“I hate fancy dress..”

Why you lying?? You know full well you were told to go and change or they were chucking you overboard to the crocodiles.

 

[Salliesleftarsecheek]

I’ve only just seen this and I’m fucking dead. The thinking she’s a model. The tripping over. The man saying ‘do a sexy turn’. The repeating of it. The arm dancing.

SEXY TURN

 

[Cilla Slack]

Day 2 in the Big Shagger House and oor Val is prancing aroond in a crusty, musty thong again on what looks like a narrow boat.

 

[Cilla Slack]

Looks like a scene from a porno to me

as if she thinks porn stars run the world. There’s educated and talented real boss babes all around Sal, ones who also provide and are physically present for their children.
Nothing against sex work btw, it’s using your body instead of your mind. Women’s minds rule the world (imho).

That Ava K reminds me of a porno Jane McDonald, especially marching around that boat.

 

[Its_Me]

Ah I actually feel a bit sad at the thought the camel might have thrown her off hope it didn’t get into trouble. Any vegan or anyone who simply cares about animal welfare wouldn’t be going on a camel back such a hypocrite.

 

[BirkenheadTranny]

I didn't think she could top Arfans yet here we are she's the gift that keeps on giving

 

[Anna Delvey]

She’s got her mate round but is taking 5,000 selfies. Just enjoy ya mates company never understood this

 

[ladymanc221]

I am sorry but this story had got more holes in it then the Titanic and not the Hotel in Liverpool for someone who claims to be cultured she is full of you just don't walk around Cairo dressed like that proper asking for trouble as it's dodgy AF, I bet she was probably peddling her wears and it all went tits up #camelgate

 

[Ethel's little Willy]

I mean, she’s self diagnosed a broken rib. There’s no way she had time to have an x-ray
We have no actual evidence of any injury except for a photo of her grazed knee in a bath. And let’s be honest lads, she must have permanent grazed knees the amount of time she spends on them getting bummed.
anyone can sit in a wheelchair and take a photo. And her pathetic attempt at sad face is not proof.
I call camel shit on the whole thing

Your profile pic though
Arrribbbbaaaaaa

 

[wiganuser]

The shit grammar , the sheer nerve of her to say this after all the stuff she has nicked off people so called friends in the past
Stinky shameful trampy Cunt

Imagine being nearly 40 and falling out with people evert week. 13 year olds have less fall outs than Axl, and its always someone else, never her.

She would live on a desert island and still find some cunt to fall out with. She's mentally unstable the smelly meff

sals paranoid as fuck isn’t she. No one is that uncomfortable in their home/relationships as much as her
It’s all in her head. Lives for the drama doesn’t she
Sad cow

Constant coke binges doesn't help the paranoia

 

[Queenie Pop]

She’s been made to cover up her ho-handkerchief dress on her excursion. With some old camel rug by the looks.
suits her better than her stinking Valmain kids Disney character blazer

 

[geordiegirl]

This has to be somewhere in the next thread title ‘almost death on the Nile’

 

[emanwhe]

She was 100% told to go and change wasn’t she?!

 

[PastorBake]

Hours later and I'm still howling at whoever said that 'Taki Taki' song is the Tulum national anthem