Sallie Axl #47 Tuebrook Trotter and the tale of the 12 holidays

[Beachbabe]

That party looks awful! You definitely need to be on drugs for that kind of shit music

What even is this music?? Is it Tulums national anthem?

 

[Anna Delvey]

Sal changes her face more times than she changes her knickers you’d think Facetune would be used to her features by now rough as fucking toast!

 

[Lyla001]

The state of her at the Ivy - go n pick yer kids up from school you trollop.
That is all.

 

[ladymanc221]

Salliepatra coming atchya (instead of Cleopatra) sung by Manc girl group Cleopatra I will give her that she has got some balls walking around like that though can't help thinking the mirrors got stuck to her arse

 

[Sour Pickle]

And like a fly on shit, I see the camels and near death experience and I am straight back to this thread.

 

[TrollLolLol]

Saw this on the SMD thread no words! Do we think is is the kind of stuff Sal gets up to in exchange for her flash holidays? Or is it just regular porn...

 

[Sir John Elton]

I keep pissing myself laughing at the thought of her being in some form of a Mexican standoff with a camel and Egyptian in Giza hahahahahaha

How embarrassing

 

[Debarkle]

big, big comedown

 

[Stripper Vicar]

what the fuck is this povvo lunch ???

 

[Ethel's little Willy]

Happy Friday the 13th rat geeeeeerrrrrlllllsss!

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I'm really hoping she reversed into something whilst eye fucking herself in her rear view mirror rather than someone crashing into her cos she'll be straight on claiming whiplash, broken ribs, concussion, broken boobs, bad lip filler and awful teeth after the school runs obvs

 

[Platformcrocs]

No one:
My brain: ARRRRRIIIIIIBAAAAAAA

 

[2oldforthisshiz]

So those two girls have hired the whole boat for a joint birthday bash and invited our Salvador along. Yeah, seems legit

 

[Lonewolf]

Haaaa not slagging it up behind the dj booth now is she haha look at her filming from behind a post

shes made out this was a boss bitches girls trip with her besties and she looks by herself to me and knows no-one.. sad act sal!

 

[Sir John Elton]

I mean this is one miraculous recovery from broken ribs to now be shooting porn in the middle of Cheshire in one week.

 

[Cantbebotheredtomove]

Howling that she’s had to get changed cause she’s embarrassed herself

can’t wait for part 2 Tutankhamun reincarnated

 

[Chi4]

Ariiiiiiiibbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Never known anyone miss their flights so much as old Val does

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

Just quickly popping on to say she’s shaped like a pack of Post-It notes..

 

[Lonewolf]

Ffs we all know what her & her 10 personalities are like she probably just went self catering for 2 weeks and is classing that as living there

 

[Missramone]

Her figure absolutely baffles me considering she's spent so much on it. She has no waist. She's like a rectangle with 2 tangerines stuck to it. Listen I'm fat so I can't talk but fuck me if I was paying out to look perfect, I'd want a waist!

 

[Platformcrocs]

Honestly watched the ARRRRRIIIIBAAAAA video about 100 times. What a fuckin state. Loving the poolside pics of her and her new BFFs, she is built like a brick shithouse