Looks like her mate has gone home so who is she bleeping hanging round with?
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Yeah it’s that Darina!! Got the same hat in the next video, Sal is not all there is sheDo ya know what I watched that one about 3 times thinking nah that's not even her the weirdo haha
Looks like her mate has gone home so who is she bleeping hanging round with?
She must tell them she’s been on a spiritual journey to find herself and found out she’s poor so had to come home until next time.And poof just like that Mommy is back babies. The bleeping shame. What does she tell those girls where she’s been? Working? Flashing her minge.
Christ there’s no words.
Imagine having a come down after a week of partying, hair is rancid and matted, your skin feels clogged up and you feel like you want to cry. Sal gets to have that on a 10 hour flight home, aloneIt’s going to be a hell of a come down given she’s not slept for a week
That's 1 good thing about covid, surely you wouldn't have to sit in the seat right next to her and her fishy flapsImagine having a come down after a week of partying, hair is rancid and matted, your skin feels clogged up and you feel like you want to cry. Sal gets to have that on a 10 hour flight home, alone
Home? Feel like pure shite, just want her back in Tulum. I was hoping Charlie was going to show up, Mr Bean, the old fella with the baggy trousers...all the old gang (instead of those young girls that she 100% never met before)Hang on, has she given her phone to someone else to film in the dj box to make it look like she was in it??
And she’s on her way home? Is that it? Where’s the Mc rap battle, where’s the rat girllll rant, where’s the random group of lads taking the piss out of her but she thinks they’re all mates? Where’s the £1.99 shoes? Nah I want my money back, I’m highly disappointed
Don’t forget the first few days of ‘I’ve been sooooy ill! (With Columbian flu )We are going to get the flash gym pics and the 5 in a bed poached eggs flashing when she gets back , the guru/healthy Val will be back full on ! New fresh extensions and poached
She will coz id say the come down will last that long. She’s past 35 now will take a month to recover from that week.So Sal's on her way home after an entire week at the same club listening to the same one piece of music over and over again....
Now the lottery of whether she complies with the quarantine rules begins. (Spoiler alert: she definitely won't)
Ha ha dying at this
I remember my first pill
Sounds amazing. (stupid being over 40 with kids life that I live now, take me back just once!)I still remember my first perfect coming up experience. 17 years later and Underworld - Born Slippy still holds a special place in my heart