Sallie Axl #38 The Kent Variant

[Jess2011x]

Right so. Poor Sal, her mates are late to hers for her bday, bet the two other girls got ready together, had a few drinks before they go and tollarate our Sal. Fuck having Sal as a mate haha, rather have none!!

 

[Cantbebotheredtomove]

Animal lover but wants to swim with dolphins. Get in the bin

where is she supposed to be taking them?

 

[Cagayu]

If he dates her this will be epic.

 

[Platformcrocs]

I see she's in a Village Hotel. They're known for being escort hotels. But Val isn't an escort guys, she's just a self-made boss bitch making £18k a month with a massive garden that definitely isn't the size of a stamp

 

[PastorBake]

If he dates her this will be epic.

When you say "dates" I guess you mean "buys her turkey teef in exchange for a bumhole licking"?

 

[xtn71]

STRAIGHT TO LEEEDS A&E

I read that as AAAAYYEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Mrsoreilly]

Ha ha

 

[fearns]

How come she’s posted a confirmation email that she’s bought a outfit for a rave ? I don’t get it ?? Is it a new thing now when you order something you show the confirmation email to you’re followers ? Weird behaviour that

 

[RachelKate]

Happy Birthday to me and Sausage Lips, and PLF (If you know you know )... Best day, gorgeous walk with a picnic and kids, and obvs cans of booze amazing home made cake and drunken Spotify play list and dancing. Axl, no one is jealous. You creature

 

[Sir John Elton]

Yer da pays for Sallie Axl content filmed in the village hotel

 

[Whatliesbeneath]

“And you thought i was deleted” hi sal hahah

 

[Stopiwanttogetoff]

in other words, it was everything BUT the truth

 

[GemAitch]

I miss NatWest Val, Tulum was the gift that kept on giving

 

[Sallyspal]

IMAGINE being her age and making a COLLAGE about a weekend you’re going to have…it’s TOO CRINGE!!! FAR TOO MUCH TIME on your hands Val

 

[SATCGOSS]

She looks like a cheap pornographic version of JLO

On behalf of JLo, take that back

 

[Chi4]

BORING!!!
At least we have things to look forward to. Don’t forget she said that she’s ”booked” to go to Dubai on 11th Nov, and also “booked” Tulum in November too. She’s also ”booked” to get her teeth done (last month) and has “booked” to go to St Tropez for her birthday. She’s “booked” to have her bum done in Feb 2022 (though she had also “booked” to have her boobs done in Jan this year, but that didn’t happen). Is it wrong that I’m still hopeful for the campervan holiday that she had “booked” for her and the kids?! Oh, and also the trip to Barcelona she had “booked” to take the kids on… has that been postponed? She had also “booked” to travel Europe for the summer this year, then Mexico, then Bali… all “booked”.

These are all claims SHE has made so far over the past few months! I honestly don’t think she realises just how much she lies. If you’re reading here Sal - GET HELP.

She must lose a lot in deposits

 

[emanwhe]

Birthday outfit looks like jammies…jammies with inbuilt breastfeeding holes

 

[gingrog]

Those 3 individual lashes holding on for dear life

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

Sal hun, people moved on from crushed velvet and mirrored furniture a long time ago. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but it’s just not on trend these days. I can recommend some influenzers with tasteful homes if you like

 

[nowthenlaa]

She’s not from Liverpool!!!!!

Thank fuck someone said it! most of the normal women from liverpool are classy, fun and dont wlak around with a face like a slapped trout but we have seen an infiltration of wools from ither side of us bombaring our city for about 3 years now

She really is one funny fucker!! I am supposed to be packing to go on a real holiday with my real family and I can't be arsed so I am gonna send her a picture of my son's monopoly play money and a swatch watch from the 80's #stickthatupyourarseSal

Came one to post thing. In all seriousness shes lost the fucking plot cos rhats what she posts everyday the nob ed if its not wads of money its things with price tags on or designer bags so obviously men are guna think thats your type of thing Swear to god can someone section her already she needs help. LISA COME ON LOVE BE A MOTHER!

Hair stennys as long as their kids list to santa
Nails long enough to hold the powder they snort
Lashes long enough so that you cant see them snarling one another even though they are mates.
Tan dark enough to not look as dirty as you actually are
Lips big enough to entice the local phone holders into thinking your good at sucking
Waists thin enough to doge the bill &
Arses and tits big enough to nock all the pretty classy girls off the dance floor

The high pitch wailing must be so that all the drug lords overseas can hear them and come get them

Get in the bin.