Sallie Axl #36 Neighhhhh class and a square ass

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I’m fumin babes. I asked on Instagram to loads of randoms for a lift as well.
I’m just near somewhere called Dover.
never mind. I will get 1000 eye fucking selfies of myself outside her gaff for all you rat gurlszz
 
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Listen , the bouncy castle lads shouldn’t be out of Pocket for this , who else can throw in a fiver ?
 
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I don’t know why Sal didn’t invite anybody else in but I think the offer of crab sticks & sharing a bottle of wine did it. Had such a good time tonight making scrap books for the kids, filming content & being shown from a world famous super star DJ how to mix. ( her words not mine ) Looking forward to next week also. Will keep Sal off the wine though, she went after a few kids outside the maisonette for throwing £1 coins at her window asking for used knickers ?
 
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How much on the bet that "Dane" is the one and only international, superstar, singing, hunk of a sensation that is......

Dane Bowers

He goes with all the Z listers and they all seem to become obsessed with him. He must have some good D. Rumour had it Victoria Beckham cheated on David with Dane on their smash hit "out of your mind". Katie Price once said he was the love of her life and even wrote a book about him. Yep I read it many moons ago, cringe.

Imagine the superstar DJ Sallie Axl and superstar singer Dane Bowers... What a power couple.
 
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Omg she's cancelled has she? I just sat down with my curry supernoodles and a bottle of Fanta to enjoy the show. She's let me down now. Fucks sake Sal get sniffing and put some tunes on that should get you in the mood.
 
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I’m fuming… just borrowed £800 for a flight and it ain’t even popping off
Anywhoo off to live my best life and take selfie’s in front of my living room mirror 🪞

Might even post some inspirational quotes on my insta…
 
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Do you think she’s exhausted trying to upkeep her fake Scouse accent all the time for her stories?
Must be such hard work who could be assed
 
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Omg she's cancelled has she? I just sat down with my curry supernoodles and a bottle of Fanta to enjoy the show. She's let me down now. Fucks sake Sal get sniffing and put some tunes on that should get you in the mood.
At least you didn’t go to the trouble of getting dressed up like the rest of us
 
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It looks like Sal's been raiding the fancy dress cupboard again with this classy get up some poor bastards are gonna get a right eyeful #crustyflapcatchers
someone said it a few pages ago but that sofa in “her” “house” isn’t her manky grey one from the bedsit
 
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It looks like Sal's been raiding the fancy dress cupboard again with this classy get up some poor bastards are gonna get a right eyeful #crustyflapcatchers
What ...

*And I cannot stress this enough*

... The fuck
 
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Aw shit have I missed it?

I had my Kate Hayes Tassel Swimsuit laid out in perpetration too.

Boss Bitch attire.
 
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I just got the one tit out in the gym and Homer Simpson mouth shaped flaps sorted, surely can’t miss any opportunity to go behind a DJ deck for anything? A nuclear winter wouldn’t stop that
 
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