Sallie Axl #36 Neighhhhh class and a square ass

[Sir John Elton]

I'm coming as fear and loathing Sal

I think this is one of my favourite Sals if I am being honest

 

[kiyu]

I found that on the wiki I was going to come as Seli and tell all you raaaaat girrrrls “Have a smell of your vagina and knock yourself out” but fear and loathing won me over

 

[Queenie Pop]

I’m borrowing my grandads white shirt and gym clothes I’ve been wearing all week to prepare.
I’m also being punched in the face to make my lips look like a baboons arse hole has prolapsed

 

[sal the narcissist]

I'll bring the crab sticks witches, I'll come as Mr Motivator aka sals style icon

Jeez just heard her singing voice on that video, I thought she could sing, was fooking horrific

Jeez just heard her singing voice on that video, I thought she could sing, was fooking horrific

 

[Noseybonk]

I’ll be bringing a female Mr Bean lookalike that I will be snogging all night

 

[Twertle]

I’ll be the one videoing it all shouting ‘wwhheeeey’ and trying to get you all to kiss me so I look sooyy popular on the gram

 

[laughing]

Right, I'm off to get my hair dragged through a hedge.

My nails done.

My make up done.

I must find my neon green swimsuit at the bottom of the wash basket.

See you about 4pm.

Live dj, can't wait. Aaayyyyyyeeeeee

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

Take it we’re all hitchhiking there with a random we met on the road too?

 

[kiyu]

Take it we’re all hitchhiking there with a random we met on the road too?

I'm coming by horse

 

[Jaysuschrist]

Omg this is brilliant I can't wait girls, I'm thinking it will turn into massive orgy too? As you know we all looooove having sex and exploring our sexuality

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

I'm coming by horse

Hope you’ve got your red bra ready and your horsehair extensions in?

 

[the_moonins]

I’m coming as the balaclava wearing petrol station Sal

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

Omg this is brilliant I can't wait girls, I'm thinking it will turn into massive orgy too? As you know we all looooove having sex and exploring our sexuality

But then we go mental and start calling each other massive schlaaags and sluts all over social media?

 

[FoksiOska]

I'll be swim cap sal

 

[dontevenknowwhattoput]

Take it we’re all hitchhiking there with a random we met on the road too?

I was gunna take the seat off me bike n ride it like a bad witch

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I'll be swim cap sal

Tha cap looks painful

 

[Sallyspal]

I’ll be coming in my crusty neon green bikini

Can’t wait to writhe around on the “so fresh” (soon to be stinking) carpet and show off my best caterpillar impression

AIYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE

 

[Dot_Cotton]

I am wearing some crusty denim shorts, you won’t miss me as I will also be wearing a balaclava. I have to fill up at the Asda first though so might be late, my rental range doesn’t half take up some juice on the school run.

 

[Stripper Vicar]

I’m gonna change mid way through the party to loving life in miami val when i was having THE BEST TIME while being stuck in a random apartment while i had covid & was stealing wifi from the hotel next door

 

[Sunsetlass]

See ya’all down at her communal garden……I’m bringing DANE! keep ya filthy mits off him Rat Gerrrls

 

[Piff paff puff]

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As usual Sal can’t help but show off to us trolls. Obviously had to get the reflection of the patio doors on her smeg

All that glossy grey reminds me of a tool shed

Tattle mates. What time are we turning up too the house warming party tomorrow?
What are you wearing?
I will take a bottle of Rose and a couple large bags of crisps.
Can't wait for the live dj set

I'll have to make a quick trip to cricket