LOL at CH and Sali on Twitter about engagement rings now.
Look, I get most people are turned off the diamond-as-dick-size materialism with engagement rings, but it makes me chuckle to see wealthy, privileged women use weddings/rings as way of signalling how down-to-Earth and righteous they are
- My ring was £5 from a vending machine but I made him return it as it was a such vulgar display of wealth
- My ring was from a drinks can found washed-up on a beach!
- My ring was found in a dumpster, and we smeared it in dog tit for good measure
STFU, you don't even pay for your hair.