Sali Hughes #52 Been there, seen it, done it, knew about it first. Always done it.

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Big day. Huge. So must brag about custom-made clobber. “When they created my wedding dresses in 2017” i.e. please note: long before Kate and lesser royals/mortals jumped on the VW shiny dress bandwagon. Sali did it first.

Note plural wedding dresses 🥱

Today’s creation looks claustrophobic and hot.

But, she seems to have given her mirror a wipe
 

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aaaand it looks awful
 
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@Bluebellesse is spot on, 'my wedding in 2017' is so pointed. She's so transparent and such a bore
And she was a late adopter back then. They were already everywhere. I remember her post about having her wedding dress made, and people were trying to guess. Someone posted 'Vampire's Wife' and it got deleted.
 
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Don’t you just pick the colour with VW dresses. There’s only one design (obv length can be adjusted don’t we know it).
 
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Big day today.
Huge.
Sali's like a teeny tiny Donald Trump (same texture hair too).
 
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It is. However, I'm basking in the joy of not.one.raspygasp. Not a hint of it. My ears are happy.
I briefly worked as a freelance audio book proof-listener when I was at at uni. We had to listen through and mark time stamps when we heard audible breaths/gulps/swallows/anything like that so they could be edited out for that smooth, non-distracting experience. With how Sali talks whoever edited her's will have had their work cut out for them.
 
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The material of this custom-made creation reminds me of old-fashions bedding valance. Combined with the clunky sandals and old-lady hair, she’s totally nailing the frumpy look.
 
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So she’s had a spare ugly dress (that’s pretty much the same as two other ugly dresses she’s worn once each) for about 5 years and is… wearing it today for some reason? With shoes that only made the picture because they’re basically entirely made of logo.

Am genuinely astonished that she hasn’t slung a massive ugly crossbody bag across herself before capturing that shot.
 
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That was a bit unnecessary but I don't understand why she doesn't lift her head and stand up straight when taking these mirror selfies. Really bugs me for some reason
It’s like Narcisus staring longingly into the pond
 
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