Absolutely brilliant post, what a well written metaphor.
Still on the Marian Keys subject, what I find it more galling with her is that she is someone who's been very public about her long periods of depression. So imagine my surprise when she started that vile pile on on AJ, a pro dancer who is less than half her age, cute and a great professional. I was looking at my laptop screen and thinking "Is she having a funny turn or what?". Unbelievable.
And I find utterly weird that a person has to brag about what a great shag her husband is on social media. Every time I saw a person going on a virtual soapbox and start announcing "I'M SO FINE, I'M LIVING MAH BEST LIFE, INNIT?", it's because it comes from a place of insecurity and needing approval, adulation or acceptance. Weird. Like I said it before, it's all very playground, very 12 yr old mentality, "I'm going to tell everyone that he's wonderful and people will be well jel, I'll be prom queen, sod the hataz, lolz!"
ETA: I am sure 12 year old girls don't talk like that, this is just me making a tit of myself