Saffron Barker #9 - 5’4”, photoshop galore, Tyler just face it, Saff’s a bore

[lizzolyn]

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Title suggestion by @so_u_thinkimskinnyyy

Roundup:

-Saffron photoshops every photo of herself however the paparazzi manage to show the real truth and nothing but the truth!
-She has recently been caught breaking lockdown rules to see Tyler
-Tyler has been going back and forth from his parents home to the Barkers

 

[Blue_ocean]

Has saffron been in the air bnb for 3 weeks already? In her stories she says she gets the keys to her house in about 3 days.

 

[Chloesm]

Why is she so dramatic

I can't at all the stories she's posted of her and Tyler
sis you've barely known each other for a year , calm down

 

[hereforthedrama1]

Bit ironic that Ana and Saf were both caught breaking lockdown at the same time

 

[Missclassy19]

I just find it hilarious idk if I feel sad for her. She’s clearly been deprived of a man because sorry Tyler ain’t all that and a packet of M&Ms he’s average if that he’s like 22 and to me looks 16 like I find it so weird she acts like royalty and that’s her type . She’s like Poppy Mead imo. Pick me girls who are dedicated to their man in an unhealthy way. I really want someone to knock some sense into this girl because she needs to realise not everything in her life revokes around her like mate someone give her a wet slap across the face it’s not normal how much her family baby her like it’s a grown ass woman. She’s ditsy af and lives up to the bad stereotype of blonde women ( no offence to my beautiful blonde girls) but she’s just so jarring

 

[WhatsGoingOnHere]

When she’s on about returning the PrAdA GiLeT because it’s too big because she didn’t buy a small. She bought a medium Oh pizz off Made a big deal of saying herself £1400 too.

 

[Englad5678]

Saffron seems to mentions Anastasia alot where as ana hardly mentions saff

 

[chileanyway19]

Took one for the team and asked that girl that saffron met at Lake District how tall she is .. she’s literally 5’7 I - (I asked her on TikTok )

 

[Missclassy19]

Took one for the team and asked that girl that saffron met at Lake District how tall she is .. she’s literally 5’7 I - (I asked her on TikTok )
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So ... how tall is I’m dead

If my calculations are correct saffron is a liar

Took one for the team and asked that girl that saffron met at Lake District how tall she is .. she’s literally 5’7 I - (I asked her on TikTok )
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[113980]

Just for reference does anyone know how much the house was going for that she was going to buy but passed up on? The one she showed in the videos

 

[Peaches_xox]

Just for reference does anyone know how much the house was going for that she was going to buy but passed up on? The one she showed in the videos

It was like ... 1.2 mil roughly

 

[Geeabby]

Does anyone know if Jed actually has a job... In today’s video he says he sits in his room all day, he wakes up past midday and appears to have no qualifications past GCSEs. Has he just been scraping on his ‘influencing’ and lockdown has been a convenient way to avoid getting a job or does he have some mysterious job?

 

[peachesandcream21]

What was that weird baby voice in the vlog

 

[WhatsGoingOnHere]

The way Wendy mouthed “that’s why she’s my favourite” when asking if they’d prefer Wendy’s cooking to takeout

 

[so_u_thinkimskinnyyy]

honoured to be the thread title, forever grateful to have you guys to witch to xx

 

[Amelia223]

I was watching her latest video (clearly have nothing to do on Valentine’s ) and wtf is wrong with her fans? I know they little kids but why would you ask ‘who would you rather walk in on Jed or saff’, that’s so weird to know what her parents will say

 

[Missclassy19]

whether Jed knows it or not long term he’s gonna suffer from being the sibling of saffron. Her parents must use her as an example when he’s lazy n she isn’t even all that

 

[Randomer8269]

Saffron’s 5’4”? I’m sure she said she was shorter like maybe 5’1”?

 

[Blue_ocean]

Saffron’s 5’4”? I’m sure she said she was shorter like maybe 5’1”?

Everytime it comes up she keeps claiming she's 5'2 which is nowhere near true she is 5'5 or taller. No idea why she can't accept her actual height she is not as small as she keeps saying.

 

[shhsshsh99]

why did windy jump in and say “would you rather see me with another” that’s just soo weird and random