Saffron Barker #22 Fake boobs, fake teeth, fake nose, fake life.

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You would think if she had actually injured herself and was still that desperate to work out she would use her gym in her house but no she has to drive to the other gym cause she hopes for the attention of people looking at her. The only reason people would look at you Saffron is if they’re thinking wtf she is doing filming herself doing exercises wrong while posing at weird angles. Builds an expensive big home gym but rarely uses it cause she misses the attention it’s weird cause I’m sure a lot of people would prefer to have a gym at home to use. I know some people go to the gym to socialise to get out of the house and that’s understandable but that’s definitely not her reason. Also I don’t believe for a second her knee is injured cause no way she would be able to bend it and walk on it like that if she was truly in pain. If there is something wrong with her knee I’ll be shocked and curious to know how she’s the only person in the world who can move her knee like that after an injury without being in agony.
 
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Your favourite gymshark ‘athlete’ with absolutely NO weight on the machine 🙂
Also the way she has to stand and lose to try and make it look like she has a bum. The second hand embarrassment is REAL
She’s definitely inherited her father’s ankles…
 
imagine posting about the fact that you just haven’t bothered to do your job in ages like it’s something to be proud of

“guess who’s actually doing the bare minimum tomorrow MEEEEE” 🥱 SO fed up of straight up lazy influencers!!! it actually makes me ridiculously angry if i think about it for too long
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imagine posting about the fact that you just haven’t bothered to do your job in ages like it’s something to be proud of

“guess who’s actually doing the bare minimum tomorrow MEEEEE” 🥱 SO fed up of straight up lazy influencers!!! it actually makes me ridiculously angry if i think about it for too long
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duck all Adsense in January, it’s when all vloggers need to rest after Christmas content or “lose a camera”she made out she left the camera on a flight so why not just contact the airline. Nobody would have stolen it ffs.

I will give Ana a rare compliment on this, she never stops uploading vlogs just because she’ll get less money.
 
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At the gym. Harriet is weird laughable with the pair of them.
It’s the constant bending to make herself look like she’s got an ass. If she’s not bending her back to look shorter than everyone then she’s bending her back to make her ass look bigger .. she’ll have permanent back issues when she’s older if she’s not careful .. just stand normal you weirdo !
 
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No surprise this girl doesn’t know the difference between a greater than and less than sign…
I cba she uploaded a story of her changing her bed sheets… has she never done it before or has Wendy always done it? She needed her 40 year old duck-looking friends help too
 
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not to be a debby downer, but the way she is saying in her recent vid about putting their own careers first but i dont know if she would move to america if not for louis. Its still semi early days in their relationship and she is very close to her family/friends in the uk so it would be hard ro go somewhere completely new. It seems like she just wants to rush to progress and have kids marriage etc
 
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it's the whole "if I really wanted to go out and see him I would." Come on Saffron, he's said to you that he wouldn't have time to see you. We're not stupid.
 
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No surprise this girl doesn’t know the difference between a greater than and less than sign…
Can I just add this was about CHANGING SHEETS

Why did she show her underwear at the beginning???? Then at some point pull them down????
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@Oohthedrama please watch the new blog

The hardest month of my life
The nose job analogy
Alluding to the fact she may become a big actress looool

LMAO
 
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Why has she equipped her mate to make a bleeping bed with her... nah nah nah. Get a grip.

 
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That video was very much me me me.
Obviously been reading here as she spoke about how she did hurt her knee and loads of people were saying she's walking fine and working out doesn't look nowhere near as serious as she's pretending.
Pretended she was stuck in the hotel room for days even though her friends stories prove otherwise straight to the spa multiple times and shopping etc.

Then had the cheek to make a snide comment about getting doctors appointments and MRI so soon after getting back knowing how long people have to wait
For something she brought upon herself
Her knee dislocates regularly now.

Louis doesn't want her there, no chance would she give up a chance for another holiday otherwise but opting to say she doesn't want to distract him yeah nice Try.

Said if he got it she probably would move to the US with louis as if she could just Waltz in that fast.
Whether she'd spend some time in each country was something to consider, she can't cope without Wendy and her family is here.

She's obviously decided they will be together for years in her wording , wanting proposals, AI ING their potential kids all after what 3 months!!


All in all a laughable video filled with discrepancies and lies 🤥
She can't do the basics in her won house let alone another country alone.
 
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Can I just add this was about CHANGING SHEETS

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@Oohthedrama please watch the new blog

The hardest month of my life
The nose job analogy
Alluding to the fact she may become a big actress looool

LMAO
I’m going in…. Live reaction. 😂

Crockery ITS CROCKERY YOU STUPID BINT!!!!

The most obnoxious doorbell ever. Much like the property owner.
Painfully loud noise that drones on far longer that necessary.
And the door bell is annoying as well.

if her dreams of being an actress are ✨manifested✨ into reality. (Suppose Mary did get knocked up by Joseph when they hadn’t even had sex, so one must believe in miracles)
That is not the audition tape she should bring to any auditions.
I really do hope it’s not her AC-AUEL that’s torn because i can’t stand her saying AC-AUEL anymore.

“the worst month of my life”
So daddy dazza thinks his brain cancer might be infected we were told in the past
(now I’m not sure what’s going on with dazza so I’m going add, I do hope he’s alright, considering Ana’s mum has escaped the clutches of death an average of 4/5 times a year, which is always a massive reset for Ana to change her lifestyle and view on life **watch’s next vlog…..tumbleweed** I don’t ever know if what we’re being told is true, and Jedward Beckham is supposed to be “coughing up blood”) it was the worst month of her life because she… missed the one holiday she like actually,
actually loves,
basically,
and she may possibly have torn her ac-AUEL but……………no mention of anything else.
Most viewers with a brain cell at this point know there is duck all wrong with her leg but she’s not going to admit that so filler babble about doctors appointments and MRI’s being ordered commences.
With health insurance you can actually get an MRI booked privately almost instantly, if she was so worried why not do that and leave the NHS slot for someone who doesn’t have the luxury of paying for the service.

my friend gives like actually the most thoughtful gifts, like, I can’t think of any examples bar the saucepan that never bleeping happened but she’s like so thoughtful.

but god the real beauty of this upload, the Lou Lou conversion.
So basically, when we first met. He basically said he was going to be playing for the
NF-EAUL and like he had no idea back then it was a possibility this year….BULLLLLLLSHIT!!!!!!!
You really think the lad JUST found out about the London “auditions” the night before the happened and rocked up there on the way to Nando’s? That his management haven’t had this in plan for at least a year to make such a massive decision????? The amount of behind the scenes planning that must have gone on and the scouting that would have taken place on the NFL’s side blows that completely out of the water, he didn’t manifest the frigging program he APPLIED TO JOIN IT!!!!

so I knew from the start, let’s remember that was bleeping 3 months ago, it was always going to happen. AND I AM SO HAPPY FOR HIM I’M ABSOLUTELY FINE……

(I almost feel sorry for her at this point)

and we’re totally prepared for a long distance relationship before we marry. (which in fact is probably around the same amount of time they’ve been together 😂) and we’re such a solid couple we can make it through anything.
The word vomit at this point is painful viewing. I’d like totally move to America, but like I’d totally not move to America but I’ve always wanted to move to America but basically I’d never fully move to America but like if Lou Lou is there I’m totally moving to America but also, when I’ve manifested my dream to be an actress I’m basically going to be in other countries myself, but we’re such a solid couple I’m so moving to America….. WE TALK ALL THE TIME OKAY HE EVEN ASKED ME TO COME AND SEE HIM ON HIS DAY OFF WITH LIKE WALKERS CRISPS AND ENGLISH CHOCOLATE, LIKE BASICALLY THATS A PROPOSAL SO IM SO…NOT….MAYBE….LIKE….WE FACETIME FOR HOURS
ERM,
WE’RE LAUNCHING A PROTEIN SUPPLEMENT OR SOMETHING SIMILAR TOGETHER AND THATS MY ONLY WAY OF KEEPING HIM CONNECTED TO ME BECAUSE MAMMA BARKER IS A CLEVER WOMAN AND GAVE ME THE IDEA TO LOCK HIM INTO SOMETHING FINANCIAL 😂😂😂 (well played Windo Jenner!)

damn it I need to stop…… I was manifested, I mean invested…
 
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